I’m just letting you know that we’re both heading out for dinner.

That’s right, it’s date night again.

Just wanted to let you know in case you woke up and thought we’d abandoned you.

Aw, honey, I was only joking but god, look at the genuine fear that flashed on that pretty face of yours.

After everything we’ve put you through.

Humiliating, fucked up shit.

Your parents would genuinely disown you if they ever found out, right?

All the scary, torturous stuff.

But even that doesn’t terrify you as much as the thought of us leaving?

[M4A] Abandonment Issues.wav