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Jerking Off To Porn Audios? Seriously, Bro? When You Could Be Using My Pussy? 🤨🍑
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edit:eplefe
length:16m
on:2026-10-13
Two longtime friends are chilling at home, joking around... Then he decides to go to the bathroom and forgets his computer on, and his friend discovers his little secret... He listens to porn audios. She confronts him, teasing him relentlessly, then shows him what it's like to have the real thing.
Blindfolded Birthday Blowjob From Your Dominant Girlfriend
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length:10m
on:2026-08-28
It's your birthday and your girlfriend has been sending flirty pictures of herself getting dressed in lingerie. Once you get home, you come into your bedroom and see your beautiful girlfriend. She orders you to put on the blindfold so that she can give you your birthday blowjob present...
Stretching Out Your Tiny Goblin Squire After You Catch Her Moaning Your Name
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length:25m
on:2026-10-10
Hihi! Kreem here! Thank you for listening to this audio <3 Want more Kreem? Check out all my links! Disclaimer: All parties mentioned in this audio are 18+. This content is made by and for adults only. Please do not listen to this content if you are not 18+. Audio Copyright © 2026 u/kreemsicklee
Face down, Ass up, That’s The Way She Likes to Fuck
length:28m
on:2026-10-10
Your girlfriend's very sexy, very thicc Mom needs a favor, pretty, pretty please? Sweetie, while my daughter's away for the weekend could you come down the bank with me & pretend to be my deadbeat ex husband while I make a sizable withdrawal? In exchange you can make a deposit in ME anytime you
💦Putting a load in your dommy GF on laundry day 🧺
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script:emosquid23
length:19m
on:2026-10-13
A kinky couple who know each other’s proclivities quite well are waking up on a lazy weekend morning, having slept off the effects of the previous night’s play. Today’s supposed to be a day to catch up on chores around the house, and laundry is the biggest thing staring them in the face. When
BUBBLY VTUBER is actually a CLINGY DEPRESSED GIRLFAILIURE who NEEDS YOU to RUB HER PUSSY 💙⛓️
length:20m
on:2026-10-14
I'm,,, supa supa cute,,!!! You're the manager to a super successful, super bubbly corporate vtuber... but in private she's an absolute mess. Fortunately you're there to take care of all of her needs-- and I mean all of them  This audio does not contain mentions of size Speaker uses an American
Your New Neighbor Turns Out to Be a Merman
length:26m
on:2026-10-11
Your New Neighbor Turns Out to Be a Merman Names/Terms Used: Starfish, Little Starfish, Good Girl, Pretty Girl, Baby Author's Summary: Your hot new neighbor moved in a few months ago and has kept to himself. You see him out on his boat on the lake, or hiking in the woods, and he captivates your
Your girlfriend tells you about her fantasy of being your cumdumpster - Part 1
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script:Umbra01
length:17m
on:2026-10-08
The series is about an established, loving couple that are experimenting with the girlfriends new fetish. It is particularly filthy and involves her being creampied and plugged, sometimes repeatedly. This is Part 1.
😈 Your possessive Girlfriend spanks you for your slutty outfit 👗 🫷
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length:10m
on:2026-10-14
You and your girlfriend are invited for a night out. You're running late, but as your girlfriend sees your slutty outfit, she decides to take the time to discipline you before heading out. Script offer found here by u/SushiScripts ! Baaaabe ! Ready ? Hope you like this totally new, remastered
🌿 Flirty Dryad Thinks Your Appreciation Of Nature Is SUPER Hot 🔥
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length:12m
on:2026-10-13
Dryads, tree spirits from Greek mythology, watch over their domains and rarely show themselves to humans. The speaker, however, is completely fascinated by a human that takes great care in keeping the forest clean. She’s decided to reveal herself to him to show her appreciation… Come here my
Your Best Friend Gifts You A Pocket Pussy For Your Birthday [Fill]
length:18m
on:2026-10-12
It’s your birthday today and of course your best friend is there to celebrate it with you. She seems to be unusually excited about giving you whatever it is that’s inside of that gift-wrapped box though… What on earth could it be?
Your demonic maid goes above and beyond to prove her love~ 😈🍑
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length:30m
on:2026-10-10
You awake to your loving, demonic maid’s call, and with it, she confesses that she wishes to serve you in more than she is bound to do by contract, as she is deeply in love with you. To prove it, she gives you what she believes is best: a morning milking, and more.
Guy You've Always Hated Leaves You Dripping in the Back Row of the Movie Theater
length:16m
on:2026-10-06
audio.wav Additional Tags: [College] [Sour Patch Kids] Names/Terms Used: Uptight, Judgmental, Fuckin' Nightmare, Little Miss Perfect, Princess, Perfectionist, Beautiful, Fuckin' Gorgeous, Good Girl, Baby Author's Summary: You haven't been able to stand each other since you first met in Calc 2 last
[M4F] Give Me Your Hands. Now. 🤍 [SCRIPT FILL]
length:25m
on:2026-10-10
Listener Summary: Despite your best efforts, your habit of picking at your skin and pulling at your hair can get out of hand sometimes. You feel really embarrassed about it, and frequently dread looking in the mirror because of it. You pick and pull a lot more when you are feeling anxious, and
[M4F] Teasing Your Shy Coworker on a Work Trip
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length:40m
on:2026-08-25
You love teasing your shy coworker, but after the first day of a conference, the ride to the hotel lets you see just how far you can push him before he finally does something about it.
The Best Cure for a Jealous Girlfriend
length:14m
on:2026-10-07
Hihi! Kreem here! Thank you for listening to this audio <3 Want more Kreem? Check out all my links! Disclaimer: All parties mentioned in this audio are 18+. This content is made by and for adults only. Please do not listen to this content if you are not 18+. Audio Copyright © 2026 u/kreemsicklee
[M4F] Who the Hell are You Talking To? 🤍 [SCRIPT FILL]
length:27m
on:2026-09-19
Summary: You get back home from the store and your gf says you forgot to buy her favorite chips, but she never told you to buy them. She blows up and you put her back in her place by fucking the absolute shit out of her. Who the Hell Are You Talking To.mp3
Your girlfriend introduces her fantasy of being your personal cumdumpster to a stranger - Part 3
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script:u/Umbra01
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length:35m
on:2026-10-08
The series is about an established, loving couple that are experimenting with the girlfriends new fetish. It is particularly filthy and involves her being creampied and plugged, sometimes repeatedly. This installation features a guest in u/LurkyDip. This is Part 3.
Your girlfriend fulfills her fantasy of being your personal cumdumpster in public - Part 2
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script:u/Umbra01
length:29m
on:2026-10-08
The series is about an established, loving couple that are experimenting with the girlfriends new fetish. It is particularly filthy and involves her being creampied and plugged, sometimes repeatedly. This is Part 2.
Letting The Horny Butch Thigh Fuck You
length:11m
on:2026-09-28
Oh shit what's up guys? You guys want a quickie with a pushy, horny, fuckboy butch? Sick, me too. Summary: You're resting peacefully when an extremely horny butch slips into your bed and asks you for a favor. You gonna say yes or what? Thigh fucking - cock version Thigh fucking - clit version
You Need Mommy, and That’s Okay
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length:46m
on:2026-09-01
You can let go now, let yourself be little in mommy’s arms. Lay back and let me do everything for you. Even if I'm not really there with you, I want to do this for you. Let me bring my breasts to your mouth and stroke all your doubts away. Then take you into my mouth and worship your perfect cock.
If She Leaves You For Another, There's Always Her Mother
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length:37m
on:2026-10-06
After your girlfriend cheats on you, her mother arrives at your house, feeling the need to comfort you. You learn that she is also carrying around a lot of unnecessary guilt towards her daughters’ actions. One thing leads to another, and the two of you decide to drown your sorrows by having fun
Bound to Your Taste
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length:15m
on:2026-10-14
This is a love letter narration to fellatio. To a loving dom, from his devoted sub.
Fucking You Passionately
length:34m
on:2025-11-20
Ultimate.m4a PLEASE SEND ME A DM OR COMMENT SAYING ANYTHING. pls any feedback might make me create more audios.
Your Married Neighbor Checks on You While Your Parents Are Away
length:17m
on:2026-10-01
audio.wav Names Used: Dirty Little Girl, Good Girl, College Slut Author's Summary: While making breakfast with his pregnant wife, your married neighbor can't help but notice you sunbathing in the backyard next door and realizes just how much you've grown since he last saw you. Later that night, he
[M4F] Your Best Friend Talks You Through it | I'm Here For You
length:33m
on:2026-01-14
You’ve been having a rough time recently. The stress has just piled on. But it’s been hard to reach out and talk about it. You have a moment where you just need that comfort and intimacy, so without thinking, you text “I need you” to one of your best friends.
Knock the Breath Out of Me With Every Thrust
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length:16m
on:2026-10-02
Hihi! Kreem here! Thank you for listening to this audio <3 Want more Kreem? Check out all my links! Disclaimer: All parties mentioned in this audio are 18+. This content is made by and for adults only. Please do not listen to this content if you are not 18+. Audio Copyright © 2026 u/kreemsicklee
"Flirting" With Mom's MILF Friend Goes SO Right
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length:41m
on:2026-01-04
She’s effortlessly sexy, extra curvy in all the right places, and clearly experienced. She’s also your mom’s best friend. There’s no way you would ever have a chance with her. What you aren’t prepared for, though, is for her to flirt back. HARD. Or to be taken to her bedroom…
💪🍆 Bully in Charge 2🍴😋🍕
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length:11m
on:2026-09-11
“I’m sorry you two, I tried to get him to stop bullying you, son, but his cock was too amazing. He’s living here now and we have to do everything he says.” I said, before licking up and down his shaft like a good cum-pet.
Be Bi-Curious
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script:Hmhypno
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voice:Avalee
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edit:Avalee
length:30m
on:2026-10-07
Deine Freundin findet es extrem heiß, dass du auf den neuen Kollegen stehst und lässt deine Gay Fantasie für dich lebendig werden
[M4F] Bred In Your Wedding Dress
length:18m
on:2026-09-23
Tomorrow, when we're up there saying our vows and everyone's looking at you… Only we'll know what this dress has been through.
“You Can’t Fuck Me Wearing A Condom!” – Denying Your Ovulating Brat Girlfriend
length:25m
on:2026-10-03
Summary: After numerous punishments, you’re beginning to think that your girlfriend is an untamable brat. She loves finding holes in the rules you set, and you love punishing her when she exposes them. She comes to you, unbearably horny and ovulating, begging for you to breed her. Will you give
A Handjob in the Dark
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length:12m
on:2026-01-04
I told you to meet me in my dorm room, and I left the door open. There are three other girls sleeping in the room, so we have to be very quiet. But I promise, if you can hold your moans, I'll make it worth your while...
Daddy's Favorite Babysitter
length:39m
on:2026-05-08
You show up for another babysitting job expecting a busy family night. Instead, the kids are gone, the house is quiet, and the dad seems unusually welcoming. Small talk turns personal fast, and before long, he admits the truth… he asked you over because he wanted you all to himself.
❄️The Snowbound MILF: Slow Fucking MOM'S COCK STARVED Bestie
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length:13m
on:2026-10-01
In honor of a snowy wintery weekend, here’s a wee sneaky tale of a curvy, married MILF and her secret lover stealing moments to slow fuck on the couch in front of a fire while everyone’s asleep.
Your Former Teacher Wants to Celebrate Two Years of Being Your Mommy
length:41m-46m
on:2026-08-27
Your former teacher has now been your Mommy for 2 years, and you decide to celebrate by making a trip back to the place you reconnected. You have a surprise in your pocket for her, but it turns out she does, too! After all the exciting news, you can't wait to get home and celebrate with kinky fun.
This Massage Will Milk All Your Tension Away
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length:31m
on:2026-08-02
You booked a massage at the highest rated parlor in town, famous for its unique style and holistic, thoughtful treatments. The owner has a shadow today, someone interested in her style of massage. Together they'll ease out every ounce of tension you have, and maybe build your confidence, too.
Your Bestie Wants Comfort Cuddles but Gets Bred & Mindbroken Instead
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length:39m
on:2026-09-04
Your bestie's boyfriend just broke up with her and she wants to spend the night. In bed together, you start to get ideas in your head. You know you both would feel so much better if you could just put your cock inside of her… only for a minute. What could be the harm if it's just the tip?…Right?
The Straight-A Student You Ghosted Is Definitely NOT Gonna Fuck You Now
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script:kopaf12686
length:1h1m
on:2026-09-18
Hihi! Kreem here! Thank you for listening to this audio <3 Want more Kreem? Check out all my links! Disclaimer: All parties mentioned in this audio are 18+. This content is made by and for adults only. Please do not listen to this content if you are not 18+. Audio Copyright © 2026 u/kreemsicklee
🖤 Tomboy Best Friend Helps With Your Blue Balls 💦
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length:10m
on:2026-10-08
You visit your tomboy best friend while her boyfriend is at work to get help with your blue balls, an illness that is so stressful you have been barely functioning for months! Hey dude, come in !
🏈A Bet Gone Wrong 🍆🥵
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length:29m
on:2026-06-09
The funny thing is, people say that the only possible explanation for how I married my husband is probably because he has a huge dick or something, but that's not true.
Making the local librarian cum his brains out in the smut section
length:18m
on:2026-10-04
Your new friend is the librarian at your local library. You’ve been going there a lot recently to chat with him about books. Specifically smutty romance novels. No better place to have a little spicy fun than in the smut section.
[M4F] Breeding-Obsessed Professor Gives You Grades for Creampies 🤍💦 [SCRIPT FILL]
length:23m
on:2026-09-22
Summary: Exam season has ended and you've come to your professor's office to check your grade. When you find out you've failed, you offer to do anything to improve your grades - but your professor is adamant on your lack of remaining options. As your last possible option, you appeal to his
The Knight Before the Wedding
length:34m
on:2026-08-12
I would defend your heart with my own. I would march into battle for a glimpse of you... If this is the only night I can have you, I will give you everything. knight before the wedding.mp3    ► Private script written by u/Voracious_Bard I love fantasy so this one was really fun for me! And
[M4F] You Had A Scary Dream? Good Thing Daddy's Here to Fuck You Back to Sleep 🤍
length:21m
on:2026-08-16
Summary: You've been having big, scary dreams lately, and it's really starting to take a toll on you, constantly waking you up in the middle of the night. Your boyfriend is always sweet about it when you wake him, and he's always happy to cuddle you until you feel safe enough to fall asleep again.
It's been so long since I've been this needy
length:8m
on:2026-10-10
Hi cuties! It's been so long since I last posted but wanted to share a little quickie from this morning. I don't remember what the fuck I said and I will keep it at that lmao It's that time of month where I'm a horny little gremlin again 🤤
My first time using a metal dildo and I make a huge mess... 🎸🍑
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length:8m
on:2026-10-07
I was so excited to try a toy like this one, because it came highly recommended to me, and WOW it lived up to the hype and SO MUCH MORE. As someone who already owns A LOT of dildos, I hadn't thought about trying different materials like this... and this inspired me to pick up another one to try...
A Voice Note For My Caged Pet - Day 13
length:8m
on:2026-10-13
These voice notes are fully improvised. I usually record them in bed at the end of my day. If you participate in Locktober (or honestly even if you're not) I'd love to know how these make you feel. These will mostly be my own exploration of male chastity as a kink but feel free to send me requests
My Washing Machine Is A Portal To A Porno Realm!
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script:EffietheFG
length:14m
on:2026-10-09
"Thanks so much for coming - it’s about my washing machine! Every time I try to use it I end up getting stuck, horny and orgasming like crazy. Is this covered under my warranty?"
Golf with your Subby Brat ⛳🎀
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length:19m
on:2026-10-10
Golf with your Subby Brat Thank you so much for listening! If you’d like to support what I do, and get exclusive content and perks, you can check out my Patreon or SubscribeStar! © Bearingwith — Do not download. Do not repost. Not licensed for AI training.
Slutty Popular Classmate Casually Throats Your Cock for Helping Her! 🎓🍑
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length:17m
on:2026-09-27
You helped out a cheerful classmate when she was about to fail. Out of the kindness in her, she wants to return the favor with some nice sloppy toppy. Yes, right there, in the college courtyard in front of everyone. There's nothing crazy about that, right?
❣ Your Two Camboy Roommates Put On a Show... Featuring You!
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length:48m
on:2026-09-03
YOU COULD HAVE LISTENED TO THIS EARLIER ON MY SUBSCRIBESTAR! 18+ ONLY, MDNI. "We have a little favour to ask you, princess. You know we're camboys but we were thinking of doing a special show. Ash has something to ask you..."  • ───────────────── • After what
How Boys Like You Should Be Treated
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length:16m
on:2026-10-03
Summary It's your first time at a sex club and you bump into an older leather daddy at the bar. He notices that you're flagging for something he might be able to satisfy and offers to show you how he takes care of good boys like you. Listener Referred To: boy, kid, good boy, baby boy Listener
Your Butch Needs More Of You
length:14m
on:2026-09-22
If memory serves, this one was a request from a tumblr user! Something something coming too fast and your butch makes fun of you and keeps fucking you cause he still needs more. Hope you guys like it ❤️ Summary: You were feeling desperate for your butch when he got home today. So desperate, in
Your Sensual Domme Gives You a “Blow” Job As a Post-Yard Work Reward
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Script:fischji
length:24m
on:2026-05-16
You’ve been working hard all day to make our yard look pretty, and you look so hot out there sweating with your shirt off. So I’ve made some lemonade. And if you let me lock you into our edging chair, I just might reward you with a blow job.
The Better Man (The Bull)
length:23m
on:2026-07-29
The Better Man BULL.mp3 Story Background: A married woman has her ex stay at her and her husband's place for a while. Her husband has allowed it and stays civil with him. There's history between the wife and her ex, but it's all in the past now... or so she tells hubby. This story is told from two
Your Boyfriend Is Desperate to Breed You
length:21m
on:2026-07-03
You’ve been away on a business trip for the last couple weeks, and your boyfriend has been missing you very, very much. He's been getting needier and needier each day for you. And now that you're home, he NEEDS to breed you.
Your Bully's Little Sister is So Tipsy, She Wants You to Take Advantage of Her
length:20m
on:2026-10-08
Sometimes people hide their desires because the stigma or they are afraid what people would think of them. They don’t want their reputation ruined. But give them alcohol, and their true desires come alive!
Your Nurse Can't Stop Drinking Your Cum
length:18m
on:2026-02-22
A nurse with a cum fetish needs to collect a sperm sample from a patient. Things get out of control when she can't resist drinking the sample and won't let the patient leave until he provides her with more and more cum.
Your Former Teacher Wants You to Be Her Good Boy
length:39m
on:2026-05-11
You're visiting home after graduating college, and you run into your former English teacher at the local bar. You know, the hot milf whose tits were always about to pop out of her buttoned-up blouse? Well she's newly single and looking for a younger man to sub. Think you could help her out?
It's Always the Quiet Ones
length:27m
on:2026-09-22
Hihi! Kreem here! Thank you for listening to this audio <3 Want more Kreem? Check out all my links! Disclaimer: All parties mentioned in this audio are 18+. This content is made by and for adults only. Please do not listen to this content if you are not 18+. Audio Copyright © 2026 u/kreemsicklee
Your best friend needs your help with her girlcock
length:14m
on:2026-03-07
When you found out your best friend had a girlcock, you told her to call you if she ever needed anything. So when she texts you after midnight saying 'I need you, come over', you SPRINT across town to get there. It's been hours and she can't cum. So you do what best friends do- let her breed you.
[M4F] Babygirl… You’re the Prettiest Thing I’ve Ever Seen💖
length:33m
on:2026-10-08
Babygirl... You're the Prettiest Thing I've Ever Seen You deserve to feel so sexy and loved. It was such a pleasure to write this script and record this audio. I hope it helps you recognize that we’re so much harder on ourselves and there are people who will find YOU sexy and perfect. Charlie
Your Former Teacher Rewards You For Being a Good Boy
length:41m
on:2026-06-22
Your Mommy has been stressed out from the end of the school year, so you go to her apartment. You clean and get a lasagna in the oven before she comes home tired. You also bought a 5-inch strap on to surprise her with.. will this be the night your Mommy finally claims your ass along with your heart?
Jouir pour guérir
length:4m
on:2026-10-12
Jouir pour guérir.wav
Zicken Zähmen
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script:Avalee
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voice:Avalee
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edit:Avalee
length:23m
on:2026-09-25
Die beste Freundin deiner Ex ist eine richtige Bitch - und sie steht heimlich auf dich
Making the slutty rape bait trophy wife next door your breeding toy~ 🏆🍑
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length:21m
on:2026-09-19
Your next-door neighbor is a slutty trophy wife who seems to always be home alone... You can’t help staring when she’s out sunbathing, reading a book, wearing the tiniest bikini you’ve ever seen… But you get caught, and it turns out she knows you’ve been watching her for a while…
Wait...Are We Cheating On Our Husbands With The Same Guy?! COLLAB
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length:39m
on:2026-09-22
Wait...Are We Cheating On Our Husbands With The Same Guy.mp3 Summary: Two middle-aged female friends are enjoying their prime of life. However, when one of them smugly mentions the new toy-boy (you) she has, and hints at how good the sex is, some of the details start to make her friend suspicious.
Using My Toy For You Turns Me Into A Whimpery, Pathetic Mess
length:23m
on:2026-10-11
This audio is kinda wild. Like I almost scrapped it. I have never made sounds like this before. I knew the only way I would post this was for some sort of celebration or milestone. So I hope you enjoy the wild, wet, and whimpery sounds you are about to hear.
Mommy Claims Her Servant
length:38m
on:2026-04-16
A rich widower hires a young servant man. He expects her to be cruel, but she is kind. She even asks him to call her Mommy instead of Mistress. Over time she develops feelings for him and decides to end her loneliness and tell him how she feels.
Freeuse cruise Line’s® The M.A.S.S.A.G.E. Spa
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length:35m
on:2026-02-21
Mommy Assisted Sucking Swallowing And Gentle Edging Service. Can one have too much of a good thing? Well, the Freeuse cruise line’s massage spa is here to help. A service of such notoriety that it leaves clients pampered and indulged in ways far more lascivious than they could possibly imagine.
Be My Fat-Bottomed, Gamer Girlfriend?
length:23m
on:2026-10-12
You connect with a customer at your bartending job over a shared love of Smash Bros. You invite him over to your place to play together, and you kick his ass round-after-round! Humbled, he willfully submits to you as the superior gamer, but demands you to submit your big round ass to him. You Game?
Head For The Headless Horseman
length:25m
on:2026-10-08
“Why’d you take your head off? No I’m glad you did. It was kinda funny, looking up at you between your legs. I can safely say I’ve never given anyone head with a pumpkin on their head before.”
The Orc King's Little Human
length:32m
on:2026-09-22
You thought that grimoire was a joke. Now you’re in King Sorak the Virile’s castle, and he’s looking at you like a starving man looks at a piece of meat. He felt every filthy fantasy you had about an orc king, so keep fighting if you want – it only makes him harder.
[F4M] Best Friend Sets You Up with Their Mom as a Prank, So You Fuck Her Silly
length:39m
on:2026-09-10
Summary: It’s been a while. Dating has been stagnant and disappointing. So your best friend hooks you up with a blind date. You figure what the hell, why not give it a shot at this point. Well, turns out she’s been single for a while too, ready to get out there, and absolutely gorgeous… oh
Desperate for your Bestie’s Girl Cock on Movie Night
length:19m
on:2026-03-24
You can't stop thinking about your best friend's girlcock but you haven't seen her since she fucked your brains out and bred you. You've never cum so hard in your life. So you come up with a fool proof plan: short skirt no panties to movie night. And when she answers the door in gray sweatpants...
Loving Trad-Wife LOOKS Like a Lady But FUCKS Like a WHORE 🖤
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script:lc-1987
length:46m
on:2026-06-08
She may look like a lady in the streets, but behind closed doors, this trad-wife could make a pornstar BLUSH.
Your High and Horny Boyfriend Desperately Wants to Eat You Out | Late Night Munchies
length:23m
on:2026-05-13
I know you're busy reading your book, but that second edible kicked in... and I'm having some serious cravings.
Three horny bunnygirls in heat are in desperate need of your help!!!
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Script:eplefe
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Voice:eplefe
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length:27m
on:2026-08-13
When one of the cute bunnygirls from work texts you and asks for a favor, you don't hesitate. But when you show up with the paperwork she said she needed, you find her and her roommates in desperate need of relief! Are you really going to turn down a triple bootycall from three bunnygirls in heat?
Giving You Whatever You Need on Your Period
length:26m
on:2026-06-24
I know periods can suck. But I'm here for you... and I'll do whatever I can to help you feel better.