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Your girlfriend tells you about her fantasy of being your cumdumpster - Part 1
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script:Umbra01
length:17m
on:2026-10-08
The series is about an established, loving couple that are experimenting with the girlfriends new fetish. It is particularly filthy and involves her being creampied and plugged, sometimes repeatedly. This is Part 1.
🖤 Tomboy Best Friend Helps With Your Blue Balls 💦
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length:10m
on:2026-10-08
You visit your tomboy best friend while her boyfriend is at work to get help with your blue balls, an illness that is so stressful you have been barely functioning for months! Hey dude, come in !
The Best Cure for a Jealous Girlfriend
length:14m
on:2026-10-07
Hihi! Kreem here! Thank you for listening to this audio <3 Want more Kreem? Check out all my links! Disclaimer: All parties mentioned in this audio are 18+. This content is made by and for adults only. Please do not listen to this content if you are not 18+. Audio Copyright © 2026 u/kreemsicklee
Your girlfriend introduces her fantasy of being your personal cumdumpster to a stranger - Part 3
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script:u/Umbra01
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length:35m
on:2026-10-08
The series is about an established, loving couple that are experimenting with the girlfriends new fetish. It is particularly filthy and involves her being creampied and plugged, sometimes repeatedly. This installation features a guest in u/LurkyDip. This is Part 3.
Your girlfriend fulfills her fantasy of being your personal cumdumpster in public - Part 2
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script:u/Umbra01
length:29m
on:2026-10-08
The series is about an established, loving couple that are experimenting with the girlfriends new fetish. It is particularly filthy and involves her being creampied and plugged, sometimes repeatedly. This is Part 2.
If She Leaves You For Another, There's Always Her Mother
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length:37m
on:2026-10-06
After your girlfriend cheats on you, her mother arrives at your house, feeling the need to comfort you. You learn that she is also carrying around a lot of unnecessary guilt towards her daughters’ actions. One thing leads to another, and the two of you decide to drown your sorrows by having fun
Your Bully's Little Sister is So Tipsy, She Wants You to Take Advantage of Her
length:20m
on:2026-10-08
Sometimes people hide their desires because the stigma or they are afraid what people would think of them. They don’t want their reputation ruined. But give them alcohol, and their true desires come alive!
❄️The Snowbound MILF: Slow Fucking MOM'S COCK STARVED Bestie
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length:13m
on:2026-10-01
In honor of a snowy wintery weekend, here’s a wee sneaky tale of a curvy, married MILF and her secret lover stealing moments to slow fuck on the couch in front of a fire while everyone’s asleep.
You Need Mommy, and That’s Okay
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length:46m
on:2026-09-01
You can let go now, let yourself be little in mommy’s arms. Lay back and let me do everything for you. Even if I'm not really there with you, I want to do this for you. Let me bring my breasts to your mouth and stroke all your doubts away. Then take you into my mouth and worship your perfect cock.
Thinking About Fucking Your Throat Gives Me A Full Body Orgasm
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length:13m
on:2026-10-08
I got super horny after recording a script where I fucked your face with my huge girlcock. Which put me in a DESPERATE state to cum down your throat. So much so that this is basically [in media res]. It's a smash cut right into the action, baybee!
Guy You've Always Hated Leaves You Dripping in the Back Row of the Movie Theater
length:16m
on:2026-10-06
audio.wav Additional Tags: [College] [Sour Patch Kids] Names/Terms Used: Uptight, Judgmental, Fuckin' Nightmare, Little Miss Perfect, Princess, Perfectionist, Beautiful, Fuckin' Gorgeous, Good Girl, Baby Author's Summary: You haven't been able to stand each other since you first met in Calc 2 last
[M4F] Who the Hell are You Talking To? 🤍 [SCRIPT FILL]
length:27m
on:2026-09-19
Summary: You get back home from the store and your gf says you forgot to buy her favorite chips, but she never told you to buy them. She blows up and you put her back in her place by fucking the absolute shit out of her. Who the Hell Are You Talking To.mp3
“You Can’t Fuck Me Wearing A Condom!” – Denying Your Ovulating Brat Girlfriend
length:25m
on:2026-10-03
Summary: After numerous punishments, you’re beginning to think that your girlfriend is an untamable brat. She loves finding holes in the rules you set, and you love punishing her when she exposes them. She comes to you, unbearably horny and ovulating, begging for you to breed her. Will you give
800K AMA Edging Ramblefap For Humanity
length:58m
on:2026-10-08
NSFWAMA800K.STEREO.wav Hi there ;) Well, I did it! I wasn't sure if I could still pull one of these epic AMAs off, it's been a while. I think it ended up being exactly what I needed. I hope you enjoy listening to me edge myself silly for you in stereo, while managing an interrogation, 3 toys, and a
My first time using a metal dildo and I make a huge mess... 🎸🍑
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length:8m
on:2026-10-07
I was so excited to try a toy like this one, because it came highly recommended to me, and WOW it lived up to the hype and SO MUCH MORE. As someone who already owns A LOT of dildos, I hadn't thought about trying different materials like this... and this inspired me to pick up another one to try...
Answering the Call
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script:Nyxgemini
length:29m
on:2026-08-27
To say you were skeptical of this book your friends found would be an understatement. Not to mention, what ancient and powerful creature would answer someone like you?
Making the local librarian cum his brains out in the smut section
length:18m
on:2026-10-04
Your new friend is the librarian at your local library. You’ve been going there a lot recently to chat with him about books. Specifically smutty romance novels. No better place to have a little spicy fun than in the smut section.
[M4F] Teasing Your Shy Coworker on a Work Trip
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length:40m
on:2026-08-25
You love teasing your shy coworker, but after the first day of a conference, the ride to the hotel lets you see just how far you can push him before he finally does something about it.
[M4F] Babygirl… You’re the Prettiest Thing I’ve Ever Seen💖
length:33m
on:2026-10-08
Babygirl... You're the Prettiest Thing I've Ever Seen You deserve to feel so sexy and loved. It was such a pleasure to write this script and record this audio. I hope it helps you recognize that we’re so much harder on ourselves and there are people who will find YOU sexy and perfect. Charlie
[M4F] Bred In Your Wedding Dress
length:18m
on:2026-09-23
Tomorrow, when we're up there saying our vows and everyone's looking at you… Only we'll know what this dress has been through.
How Boys Like You Should Be Treated
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length:16m
on:2026-10-03
Summary It's your first time at a sex club and you bump into an older leather daddy at the bar. He notices that you're flagging for something he might be able to satisfy and offers to show you how he takes care of good boys like you. Listener Referred To: boy, kid, good boy, baby boy Listener
Even though life is kicking your ass, we can still cum together
length:11m
on:2026-10-01
I know the world hasn't given you a break lately but I need you to meet me where we can and cum along with me in this voice note. I need make sure stay sexually connected.
Werewolf Roommate Shows You How Girly Your Antlers Are
length:16m
on:2026-10-06
Werewolf Roommate Shows You How Girly Your Antlers Are(fullsfx).wav Heyyyyy!!! Hope ya'll are having a wonderful timezone! A cutie in my dms put me onto this script and I just had to record it!! Absolutely fantastic work by u/CuteTransGirl72! Such a hot and sweet scenario!! Still working on getting
Knock the Breath Out of Me With Every Thrust
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length:16m
on:2026-10-02
Hihi! Kreem here! Thank you for listening to this audio <3 Want more Kreem? Check out all my links! Disclaimer: All parties mentioned in this audio are 18+. This content is made by and for adults only. Please do not listen to this content if you are not 18+. Audio Copyright © 2026 u/kreemsicklee
Letting The Horny Butch Thigh Fuck You
length:11m
on:2026-09-28
Oh shit what's up guys? You guys want a quickie with a pushy, horny, fuckboy butch? Sick, me too. Summary: You're resting peacefully when an extremely horny butch slips into your bed and asks you for a favor. You gonna say yes or what? Thigh fucking - cock version Thigh fucking - clit version
Getting Blown By A Bubblegum Gal
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length:21m
on:2026-10-07
Won't you help test her? Welcome to Sugar Vixen Industries, the premier candy industry for all your candy coated fantasies! You've been hired to help run tests on the newest line of Candy Girls, nicknamed the Candy Shop Darlings! They're sweet, sour, addictive, and begging for that sweet tooth that
“Wanna see my other tattoos?” The Alt Bartender Invites You To The Bathroom For A Quickie!
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length:12m
on:2026-10-06
The local dive bar is especially dead tonight, and you’ve got nothing to do but kill some time with a drink. The bartender is a total smoke show and has tattoos all over. Lucky for you, she’s bored and likes to show off...
Your Bestie Wants Comfort Cuddles but Gets Bred & Mindbroken Instead
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length:39m
on:2026-09-04
Your bestie's boyfriend just broke up with her and she wants to spend the night. In bed together, you start to get ideas in your head. You know you both would feel so much better if you could just put your cock inside of her… only for a minute. What could be the harm if it's just the tip?…Right?
The Knight Before the Wedding
length:34m
on:2026-08-12
I would defend your heart with my own. I would march into battle for a glimpse of you... If this is the only night I can have you, I will give you everything. knight before the wedding.mp3    ► Private script written by u/Voracious_Bard I love fantasy so this one was really fun for me! And
[M4F] Breeding-Obsessed Professor Gives You Grades for Creampies 🤍💦 [SCRIPT FILL]
length:23m
on:2026-09-22
Summary: Exam season has ended and you've come to your professor's office to check your grade. When you find out you've failed, you offer to do anything to improve your grades - but your professor is adamant on your lack of remaining options. As your last possible option, you appeal to his
Fun with my new toy
length:12m
on:2026-10-06
size queen wanna be.mp3 My friend turned me on so I had to pump my pussy to the thought of him🙈 So I decided to try my new toy~ It's a 10in dildo and I had to see how much my pussy could take🥴 I was only able to fit about half of it but damn I wanted moreeeee! I'm not a size queen tho, I just
Your best friend needs your help with her girlcock
length:14m
on:2026-03-07
When you found out your best friend had a girlcock, you told her to call you if she ever needed anything. So when she texts you after midnight saying 'I need you, come over', you SPRINT across town to get there. It's been hours and she can't cum. So you do what best friends do- let her breed you.
Snowed In With Your Childhood Friend [OC]
length:22m
on:2026-10-01
You (the listener) slip into the back of your childhood friend’s car just before she (the performer) takes off on a spontaneous, poorly planned winter road trip. When the engine gives out and the two of you end up stranded on an isolated, snow-covered roadside, necessity forces you closer...
It's Always the Quiet Ones
length:27m
on:2026-09-22
Hihi! Kreem here! Thank you for listening to this audio <3 Want more Kreem? Check out all my links! Disclaimer: All parties mentioned in this audio are 18+. This content is made by and for adults only. Please do not listen to this content if you are not 18+. Audio Copyright © 2026 u/kreemsicklee
Fucking You Passionately
length:34m
on:2025-11-20
Ultimate.m4a PLEASE SEND ME A DM OR COMMENT SAYING ANYTHING. pls any feedback might make me create more audios.
Making the slutty rape bait trophy wife next door your breeding toy~ 🏆🍑
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length:21m
on:2026-09-19
Your next-door neighbor is a slutty trophy wife who seems to always be home alone... You can’t help staring when she’s out sunbathing, reading a book, wearing the tiniest bikini you’ve ever seen… But you get caught, and it turns out she knows you’ve been watching her for a while…
The Girl You Saved From Being Raped… Thanks You By Raping You In The Hospital
length:31m
on:2026-09-14
You turn down a dark alley on your way home and see a pretty girl about to be raped by a group of guys. You do your best to stop them but they absolutely pummel you, leaving you bruised and beaten. Luckily, the commotion causes them to flee, leaving you and the girl behind. Next thing you know...
This Massage Will Milk All Your Tension Away
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length:31m
on:2026-08-02
You booked a massage at the highest rated parlor in town, famous for its unique style and holistic, thoughtful treatments. The owner has a shadow today, someone interested in her style of massage. Together they'll ease out every ounce of tension you have, and maybe build your confidence, too.
Pounding Into Your GF While She Nerds Out
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length:11m
on:2026-09-26
She is nerdy, needy, and hot, and she knows exactly how to utilize that to get you to fuck her just how she likes it.
[M4F] I Can Make You Cheat💖
length:37m
on:2026-10-05
I Can Make You Cheat Thank you so much for the support on my first post! I am super excited to bring you a pretty opposite version of my last one, and I really hope you enjoy! I am going to be doing a lot more mdom ones going forward, but will still have some subby ones! Charlie 💖
[M4F] A Different Kind of Overstimulation 🤍 [SCRIPT FILL]
length:49m
on:2026-07-11
Summary: Life has been really hard lately...things piling up in a way that's making every single task feel like walking through molasses. Your loving partner notices this and decides you need a hard reset. Overstimulation.mp3
The Better Man (The Bull)
length:23m
on:2026-07-29
The Better Man BULL.mp3 Story Background: A married woman has her ex stay at her and her husband's place for a while. Her husband has allowed it and stays civil with him. There's history between the wife and her ex, but it's all in the past now... or so she tells hubby. This story is told from two
Young, Nerdy Wife Makes Her Husband Regret an Open Marriage
length:32m
on:2026-10-08
A tale of regret and making a different choice with an old friend.
Tempted by Your Step-Daughter Before the Anime Convention [Fill]
length:17m
on:2026-09-03
"I won't tell mom how horny you got for me. I won't tell her you let your step-daughter sit in your lap in a cute little skirt and call you daddy."
The Orc King's Little Human
length:32m
on:2026-09-22
You thought that grimoire was a joke. Now you’re in King Sorak the Virile’s castle, and he’s looking at you like a starving man looks at a piece of meat. He felt every filthy fantasy you had about an orc king, so keep fighting if you want – it only makes him harder.
The Straight-A Student You Ghosted Is Definitely NOT Gonna Fuck You Now
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script:kopaf12686
length:1h1m
on:2026-09-18
Hihi! Kreem here! Thank you for listening to this audio <3 Want more Kreem? Check out all my links! Disclaimer: All parties mentioned in this audio are 18+. This content is made by and for adults only. Please do not listen to this content if you are not 18+. Audio Copyright © 2026 u/kreemsicklee
Your Former Teacher Wants to Celebrate Two Years of Being Your Mommy
length:41m-46m
on:2026-08-27
Your former teacher has now been your Mommy for 2 years, and you decide to celebrate by making a trip back to the place you reconnected. You have a surprise in your pocket for her, but it turns out she does, too! After all the exciting news, you can't wait to get home and celebrate with kinky fun.
Slutty Popular Classmate Casually Throats Your Cock for Helping Her! 🎓🍑
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length:17m
on:2026-09-27
You helped out a cheerful classmate when she was about to fail. Out of the kindness in her, she wants to return the favor with some nice sloppy toppy. Yes, right there, in the college courtyard in front of everyone. There's nothing crazy about that, right?
Your Former Teacher Wants You to Be Her Good Boy
length:39m
on:2026-05-11
You're visiting home after graduating college, and you run into your former English teacher at the local bar. You know, the hot milf whose tits were always about to pop out of her buttoned-up blouse? Well she's newly single and looking for a younger man to sub. Think you could help her out?
The Better Man (The CUCK)
length:21m
on:2026-07-29
The Better Man CUCK LOUDER .mp3 Story Background: A married woman has her ex stay at her and her husband's place for a while. Her husband has allowed it and stays civil with him. There's history between the wife and her ex, but it's all in the past now... or so she tells hubby. This story is told
[F4M] A Sweet, Motherly Succubus Helps You Sleep
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length:42m
on:2026-07-09
It’s one of those nights where you want to go to sleep, but your mind, and a part of your body, are too stressed and worked up to get any rest. Fortunately, a thick, lactating, maternal succubus appears beside you in bed with the perfect solution to all your sleepy problems…
Your High and Horny Boyfriend Desperately Wants to Eat You Out | Late Night Munchies
length:23m
on:2026-05-13
I know you're busy reading your book, but that second edible kicked in... and I'm having some serious cravings.
Freeuse cruise Line’s® The M.A.S.S.A.G.E. Spa
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length:35m
on:2026-02-21
Mommy Assisted Sucking Swallowing And Gentle Edging Service. Can one have too much of a good thing? Well, the Freeuse cruise line’s massage spa is here to help. A service of such notoriety that it leaves clients pampered and indulged in ways far more lascivious than they could possibly imagine.
[TM4A] boy tries toys: the njoy pure wand
length:20m
on:2025-11-06
boy tries the njoy pure wand for the first time, finds his g spot, and cums a lot quicker than he expected
[M4F] Your Best Friend Talks You Through it | I'm Here For You
length:33m
on:2026-01-14
You’ve been having a rough time recently. The stress has just piled on. But it’s been hard to reach out and talk about it. You have a moment where you just need that comfort and intimacy, so without thinking, you text “I need you” to one of your best friends.
Wait...Are We Cheating On Our Husbands With The Same Guy?! COLLAB
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length:39m
on:2026-09-22
Wait...Are We Cheating On Our Husbands With The Same Guy.mp3 Summary: Two middle-aged female friends are enjoying their prime of life. However, when one of them smugly mentions the new toy-boy (you) she has, and hints at how good the sex is, some of the details start to make her friend suspicious.
Mommy’s Bestie Seduces Her Shy Boy & Turns Him Into A Ruthless Rough-Fucking Machine
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length:19m
on:2026-09-01
She invited you to the movies under the guise of "not wanting to go alone", but she just wanted to get you all to herself late at night back at her place - knowing that a shy guy like you just needs one tiny push to snap into a feral beast. And she’s got two massive, juicy, spankable reasons...
💪🍆 Bully in Charge 2🍴😋🍕
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length:11m
on:2026-09-11
“I’m sorry you two, I tried to get him to stop bullying you, son, but his cock was too amazing. He’s living here now and we have to do everything he says.” I said, before licking up and down his shaft like a good cum-pet.
Your Married Neighbor Checks on You While Your Parents Are Away
length:17m
on:2026-10-01
audio.wav Names Used: Dirty Little Girl, Good Girl, College Slut Author's Summary: While making breakfast with his pregnant wife, your married neighbor can't help but notice you sunbathing in the backyard next door and realizes just how much you've grown since he last saw you. Later that night, he
Choking On Daddy's Cock While His Team Chokes The Game Away 💦👅
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length:15m
on:2026-09-02
Treat me like a toy, Daddy Thank you so much for listening! If you’d like to support what I do, and get exclusive content and perks, you can check out my Patreon!
Undersized
length:17m
on:2026-09-30
He's only ever hooked up with guys as big as him or bigger, but he took a chance with you. He thought he was a size queen, until he saw your cute dick. He thought he would be the dom, until he started begging for your cock. What is the old adage, it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it?"
Dirtytalk-Test auf Deutsch mit deiner zuvor platonischen Freundin AB
length:16m
on:2026-09-27
Es ist im Grunde ein Gespräch zwischen zwei Freunden; der eine glaubt nicht an die Wirkung von deutschem Dirty Talk, der andere schon. Nach einer Weile entwickelt sich das Ganze zu einer Session, in der der andere zum „Gooning“ ermutigt wird.
Seduced by a Loving Yandere
length:27m
on:2026-08-10
A yandere falls for a shy, depressed, and paranoid graduate student. Despite her best efforts, she's been unable to pique his interest. She even resorted to drugging and attempted kidnapping, but managed to screw that up too. She's going to have to change up her game, to win the heart of her beloved
Waking Up In Mommy's Arms
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script:umbra01
length:35m
on:2026-04-14
You wake up to the soft, sweet kisses from your nurturing Mommy. She guides you between her thick thighs and locks you in until she's satisfied, then rewards you by letting her bury your face into her breasts as you breed her and she tells you how much she loves you. Go on, tell her you love her.
🏈A Bet Gone Wrong 🍆🥵
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length:29m
on:2026-06-09
The funny thing is, people say that the only possible explanation for how I married my husband is probably because he has a huge dick or something, but that's not true.
❣ Your Two Camboy Roommates Put On a Show... Featuring You!
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length:48m
on:2026-09-03
YOU COULD HAVE LISTENED TO THIS EARLIER ON MY SUBSCRIBESTAR! 18+ ONLY, MDNI. "We have a little favour to ask you, princess. You know we're camboys but we were thinking of doing a special show. Ash has something to ask you..."  • ───────────────── • After what
Your Nurse Can't Stop Drinking Your Cum
length:18m
on:2026-02-22
A nurse with a cum fetish needs to collect a sperm sample from a patient. Things get out of control when she can't resist drinking the sample and won't let the patient leave until he provides her with more and more cum.
[M4TM] Nice and Deep
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length:13m
on:2026-06-22
You (the speaker) come home to find your boyfriend (the listener) fingering himself on your bed. Poor needy thing just can't get his fingers deep enough though--looks like you'll have to help him out.
Was sollen sie machen? Uns Hausarrest geben? 🏡😏
length:20m
on:2026-09-30
Du und eine Freundin übernachten bei deinen Eltern … aus Gründen. Sie ist schon halb eingeschlafen, als du feststellst, dass Schlaf gerade wirklich nicht das ist, worauf du Lust hast. Sie lässt sich überzeugen – jetzt musst du nur noch dafür sorgen, dass sie leise bleibt. Was sollen sie
Your Tomboy Bestie Thinks Ahegao Is Bullshit, So You Fuck Her Into Your Girlfriend’s Mattress
length:36m
on:2026-05-24
Summary: You and your bestie are chilling on your bed, watching porn of you fucking your girlfriend, when… “Fuck me. Fuck me like you fuck her. If I make that stupid face, you win. If not, you lose. And as soon as you fucking stop, it’s game over. Deal?” Listen Here Script by u/PnyxWasHere
Helping Your Injured Roommate Clean Himself Up
length:20m
on:2026-10-02
broken arms improv.mp3 Summary: Ever since your roommate's accident left him with two broken arms, he's been leaning on you a lot for help around your shared space. You've been trying to drop hints that you want to be more than friends with him for a while, and he hasn't taken the bait yet... but a
Your Boyfriend Is Desperate to Breed You
length:21m
on:2026-07-03
You’ve been away on a business trip for the last couple weeks, and your boyfriend has been missing you very, very much. He's been getting needier and needier each day for you. And now that you're home, he NEEDS to breed you.
[M4F] Turning Your Subby Waiter Into a Puddle at Your Anniversary Dinner
length:25m
on:2026-10-01
Turning Your Subby Waiter Into a Puddle at Your Anniversary Dinner This is my first audio! I hope you enjoy! I have lots of mdom audios ready, but I thought it’d be best to show my submissive side to start 😉 Charlie 💖 Do not reupload or host my audios anywhere. This audio contains only
Early Morning Whispers
length:10m
on:2026-09-28
Are you up too early? Let's cuddle up and have a good morning together. Then go back to sleep
Giving You Whatever You Need on Your Period
length:26m
on:2026-06-24
I know periods can suck. But I'm here for you... and I'll do whatever I can to help you feel better.
[M4F] You Had A Scary Dream? Good Thing Daddy's Here to Fuck You Back to Sleep 🤍
length:21m
on:2026-08-16
Summary: You've been having big, scary dreams lately, and it's really starting to take a toll on you, constantly waking you up in the middle of the night. Your boyfriend is always sweet about it when you wake him, and he's always happy to cuddle you until you feel safe enough to fall asleep again.
Size Queens
length:48m
on:2026-07-17
SIZEQUEENS.mp3 Written and Edited by me (loosely based on true events) Summary You and your massive cock visit the hotel pool party and you meet a group of rowdy women celebrating their friends divorce. She's thirsty for big dicks and when yours makes an appearance, after accidentally falling out
Mommy Helps Her Puppy Through Her Heat... With Her Own Cock ♥
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length:20m
on:2026-04-11
Ugh, you're in heat again, and that toy mommy got you just isn't cutting it anymore! But when she sees just how needy you are, she offers up the perfect alternative to unleash all your pent-up energy on.
Aw, I Didn't Forget! Your Big Day Isn't Complete Until You Get Your Filthy, Raw Celebration Fuck
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length:51m
on:2026-07-26
It's a birthday tradition! Your mom's best friend gave you an unforgettable experience 2 years ago, you started sneaking around, and last year you declared your love for your big booty mommy. But your schedules have been conflicting lately and you thought she forgot.. turns out she has a surprise.
STFU & DROP YOUR PANTS! Your Girlfriend Her Friend Teach You A Lesson You'll Never Forget
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Voice:Lurkydip
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length:40m
on:2026-03-25
Last night you & your girlfriend got into a rather heated argument. To your surprise, however, the next morning you are met with breakfast-in-bed & a girlfriend who is acting oh so sweet. You may have won the argument, but it looks like your girlfriend isn’t taking the loss lying down.
You Need A Girl Like Me To Get Over A Boy Like That
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length:22m
on:2026-08-11
You storm off after a fight with your asshole boyfriend, only to find yourself caught in the rain. You take shelter with the hot, mysterious neighbor you've never met. After hearing your heartbreak, she suggests you take a chance on her to get over him. or at least get the satisfaction you deserve.
I'm Bothered That You Clicked On This, Listener🫵Bullying You For Being A Slave To Your Urges
length:15m
on:2026-10-08
It was bound to happen, really. You're so hopeless, I **knew** you'd wind up here. Whatever you went through must've been a *doozy* because the fact you're going to get off to this? The thought alone depresses me. Just hurry up and press play, dumdum, so I can get on with my day.