You sent me an audio to listen to you. I know you were just hoping I'd listen to it and get off. But I had a feeling you'd like listening to me trying you out. So, here it is. Let's try to come together. Thank you again for sending this, you know exactly what kind of creature I am.
We are lying face down on the blanket watching the fish in the pond. And waiting. Hoping it stays clear after I cleaned out the slime goop. I discuss my aquascaping philosophy. Can you hear their little bubbles when we feed them? The teenage rooster tests my patience and affirmations.
Last entry in the travel diaries series! I’m headed home today so i wanted to share one last audio postcard from the beach. I take a moment to reflect on how this went and ponder about the future. I talk about you. How it's been like you were on this trip with me, my pocket perverts.
It’s the last night of my trip and I just want to get off before tomorrow. You catch me recording and tell me to keep going. You want us to cum together. Fuck this is hot I could not keep it together enough to narrate coherently. I’ll add tags and clean up this description later maybe?
It’s day 17 and I just couldn’t hold off- too horny. This is a quick orgasm to help me nap. I had to be quiet because other folks were awake. Let’s say that went moderately well until I turned the toy up instead of off. Oops. This was also a weirdly long orgasm for me, just kept going. Enjoy.
It’s day 16 and I almost missed walking on the beach today because the dream I was having was so hot. I’d gotten a memory mixed with a fantasy about having sex on the beach and just didn’t want to get up.
It’s day 14 and I wanted to send an audio postcard from my beach walk today. There wasn’t any wind, so I wanted to try and capture a seaside moment. Let me paint you a word picture so you can sit next to me for a moment. We can rest together for a moment, I think you might need a moment too.
It’s day 11 and I’m up past midnight because I was getting off instead of sleeping. I was feeling so needy and submissive. Between the thought of doing what you tell me and being your [good girl], I can’t hold back. I fuck myself hard and end up cumming two more times.
I thought I didn’t pack it but I found it tucked in my suitcase. Which meant that, obviously, I had to charge it and fuck myself immediately. Please enjoy me cumming while thinking about you controlling this. Also, please forgive me. there is a distortion on my voice throughout.
I recorded a little note for you while I was walking on the beach yesterday. But I figured I'd share with you anyways. I took pics of my sea shells too but I can't figure out how to attach them? oh well. Doomed to be audio only, perverts. Enjoy this slice of my life.
I think that fate is laughing at me. Travel and gummies all day yesterday leaves me unable to cum or record. Then today I finally get to cum and it is like... two. Two are not enough. AND MY VIBE DIED!! (This is my fault i forgot the charge cable and here we are).
Day 6 of travel and still I edge. I finally got some time and space alone but my body seems to have plans other than an orgasm. So edge and frustrate. Am I too tired? Too stoned? Who knows. The struggle is real as I whisper to you in the dark.
Well here's me edging after the wedding. Nothing but you, me, and the sky last night. I sneak in a few edges before the cold and the joint get to me. Apparently I’m just torturing myself. This is fun and normal to do. I still haven't come so... I’m doing great. Thanks for asksing.
It's day 5. And I'm still sneaking off to make these audios. I try to stretch it out and get off a little but am interrupted again!! Oh perverts, this trip is testing me for sure. Anyways, come listen to me continue to be frustrated.
A short, meandering audio about being genital neutral, reframing sex to not be less orgasm-goal driven, and appreciating cocks of all sizes. You don't need to have a particular body or penis to deserve pleasure. This goes out especially to my small penis gang. What ever you got, we'll work it out.
Hi Darlings, it's been a bad week at the pond. I lost most of my named fish over the last two days. I'm grieving about it. Can you... hold me for a little while about it? Maybe you are grieving something too. Let's sit together in grief for a while. This is a sad one so, fair warning.
I decided to make a ramblefap and share a funny/hot story about pegging. a real "a funny thing happened at the last orgy" kinda deal. however, my orgasm gets stuck and I can't cum. so i end up having maybe the longest edge of my life.
Hi Perverts, another ramblefap. weird energy. it left me in this weird edge-y state. so weird i attempt to orgasm hands free listening to you; seemed like a fun idea at the time. anyways, listen to me get off listening to you getting off listening to me getting off.
Welcome to day 4 of traveling and I’m still needy and on edge. Ive been listening to your audios again and... well... But I dont have the space to get off yet. So I’m leaving you these horny notes instead. Putting my frustration out to you. So we can be frustrated and sneaky together.
I couldn't sleep because I’m traveling. And horny. So I tried to get off by playing with my vibrator and quietly humping my hand against the mattress. Unfortunately I didnt make it very far before someone almost caught me. So now I’m sleep deprived and needy. Enjoy my desperate whispers about it
I’m traveling and apparently can’t stop thinking about you. About you listening to me. About cumming in your ears. So I recorded a little lust note for you while I touch myself.
One of my landlady's chickens got out and was playing at freedom in my yard, hiding in my mulberry tree. I realized watching her that she had never been alone before. or had freedom or choice. So I watch her with careful attention so I can describe it to you.So.. here's Berry's first day of freedom.
I walk along the back wall and muse about what I should call you. The you that likes this soft, gentle magic. The you that likes the garden and the wind chimes. And the bird songs. So, how do you feel about ‘birds’? Or ‘darlings’? Or something else? Tell me after you rest a while.
I've been doing a poor job at edging lately. So when I started listening to your, I figured that I'd just hit record before I turned my vibrator on. Just in case. Like I didn't know better.
I get off in front of my office window. No pretense, no word games, just me cumming. I accidentally click the wand higher while I orgasm the first time and just melt my mind. So fucking good. Thinking about you makes me cum so hard I forget how to words properly.
Do I need to say more than I wanted to get off but needed to be quiet? The worst, but we do what we gotta do. My hips started moving on their own at some point which pushed me over. This one made me chase it a little but got it in the end. Clearly all the garden edging went to my brain.
Reawakening my dom side is something I wasn’t anticipating as a side effect of recording audios. I woke up thinking about how your submission makes me weak. And your pleasure is the best form of it…and what I want. Win win, in my opinion. Submit to me;I will treat you so well
I made another recording of me gently edging in the garden for you. I woke up thinking about you. About the audio you posted. How I can’t stop thinking about you- About us. I wonder what kind of dom you would be, what you would do with my submission. So come with me, over the garden edge.
Come cuddle with me on the blanket on an overcast morning. Because the sun isn’t out, we can see clear into the pond. Hear the wind come in as I babble about whos in the pond, my infatuation with the ocean, and how I like being squeezed. Trigger warning for pet death.
A little ramblefap to get me through to the next thing. I cum harder when I know you are listening to me. Too needy to talk much I think. Somehow, I don’t think you mind. Thanks.
Rest on the porch again with me. I got caught in the rain on the way to the beach. I keep you company as you wake up. But then, I make a bet that the sun will come out and take you into the forgotten vegetable /herb corner of my garden. Relax. Take a minute. See if I get rained on again.
I try and pick you up at a kink event. Since it’s a voice one, we don’t have to be coy about why we’re here and what we want. So, here’s my jam. Let’s be dogs at the dog park together. I talk about feeling big, playing rough, and the unreality of playing pretend.
Come rest in my shade as I wax poetic about art. The art we are making together, how this whole space is about feeling and playing pretend. I talk about my intentions w what I’m making, what I want to do to you when you listen to me, how I want to make you have a 10/10 orgasm when we play together
Hey, Kettle here. I just really needed to get off right quick before the rest of my day. So let me use you, ok? I just uh really need it. I’m sorry I don’t talk much. Thank you.
Come rest in the garden, for a minute. Let me cast my spell, paint my word picture. Ill tell you about the birds I see. The fish in the pond. Muse philosophical about all this. I don’t expect you to listen, per se. I just am so glad you wanted to spend this time together .
I just finished recording an oily audio and I was so turned on still I couldn't help it; I needed to cum again. So badly, in fact, that I forgot to talk or that I was recording halfway through. And when I shoved a finger in my ass, I knew I was going to melt my face off.
We just made it back just before the rain picked up. That means we can fall asleep together in the hammock on the porch. You ask me to talk about nothing to help you fall asleep. The rain really picks up to help soothe us to sleep.
Take some skincare and self care time with me and oil my pussy. Y'all keep asking what I look like, so I try to describe myself. Before, of course, getting off topic and into my pussy.Enjoy some edging, rolling orgasms, and moaning; I had a melty time. I think I went blind for a few seconds?
Rejoice, Perverts and Ramble Rebels! For it is fresh pussy wax day! (previously known as Taco Tuesday, I’m open to notes in the comments). And I could barely wait to get home to record this for you. I had so much fun making the first two oily audios that I was dying for another.
After edging all day, I finally got a minute to myself. So I wanted to share it with you. I talk about why i love walking on the beach. Then I cum my brains out. I had a great time.
Summary: I come home to find you feeling down. Thankfully, I'm here to crawl into bed with you and offer kind words to help you feel better. This script by u/WickedMrsH was just so uplifting and wholesome I wanted to give it a fill. I know more than a few folks out there could use some comfort
One of my favorite things about beach walking is people watching. Getting to pass by strangers and share time and space for 30-45 seconds. And sometimes? That moment is devastating.Today, I saw probably the most romantic thing I have ever seen in real life.
It feels so good to be home and back in my office; you have no idea how long I’ve been thinking about doing this again. Forgive me for a mostly fap/little ramble. I was so desperate for this I couldn’t think of a topic. I came so hard that I blacked out making this.
Hi Perverts and Ramble Rebels! Back at it again with another massage oil ramblefap. I describe how I take care of my waxed pussy, tell you how to rub this oil into my skin, muse about exhibitionism at the nude beach, and cum twice back to back. A great time all around.
Got my pussy waxed today and decided to have a little fun while oiling up my skin. I couldn't stop thinking about showing you and letting you hear how wet I got. Enjoy Perverts! I know I did.
Hi Perverts and Ramble Rebels! Back at it again with another ramblefap. You all asked some questions about sound booth guy so here you go. Listen to me edge as I tell you about why my brilliant seduction plan failed and how we ended up hooking up as seniors. as always, I had a blast making this.
Story time! I struggle to hold on while I edge and talk about my first real voice crush from back in my college days. I always fantasied about fucking him in the sound booth of the school's radio station. Hear how I had this incredible plan on Halloween to seduce him (sadly, it didn't work out).
Hi GWA! Here's my first ramblefap. I'm excited and nervous to share it with you. listen in to me cuming my brains out thinking about you getting off to me. I also want to include [F4A] but I think there is some specificity? IDK I don't remember what I say always.
Summary: Your mistress is gone for a week on an important business trip. You're feeling a little lonely, but... oh? What's this mysterious file in the middle of your desktop?
space space space space oh god I have no idea what I'm doing I'm just a dog space space space space