I often get asked "Kettle, if I were to record something for you, what would it be? How do I make an audio that you would like?" or "what do you listen to?" or "What is a ramblefap? and how do I make one?" or "do myna birds mate for life?" This is a difficult set of things to answer, since what I'm interested in is the truth of you. the desire underneath. So I describe instead how I make ramblefaps. How I structure them like a three act play. Don't mind me, trying to affect the meta. I'm being the change I want to see in the world; making the pornography I want to hear. What do I even tag this thing? Is this sexy? I'm not sure. But what I know is that you MUST MAKE ART, REBEL! THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED BUT THE CUMMING MUST BE LOUD AND BROADCASTED!

Ramblefap as a three act play

— Kettle 🫖 😘