Summary: You're at the dive bar on a Friday night when the most awkward girl approaches you to ask you 'to take her to Plapsburg'. So you fuck sloppy style her in the cab of your truck- creampie her straight to pound town.

It started out with a shit post kiss, how did it end up like this? Thank you to u/AmphibiousPatriarch for heading my call and writing this incredible script. This script was so fun to record. I've never been more pathetic and awkward. Nor have I ever sounded this good. Additional thank you to u/AmphibiousPatriarch for also editing this and making me sound extra wet and gushy.

And for those that will ask, here's how to make a Wet Pussy: equal parts vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry juice + lime wedge. shaken, over ice.

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One-Way Ticket to Plapsburg

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All characters and performers are over the age of 18. This audio is intended for an adult audience (18+).