A sensual desert community where the sun is bright, the moon is cool, and mysterious moans waft in on the evening breeze while we all pretend to sleep.
Welcome to Goon Vale
Happy Spooky Season, Everyperv!! As some of you may know, I am a huge fan of Welcome to Night Vale. And the community radio news format + the spooky direct to listener vibe just seemed like an perfect fit to adapt for audio erotica. One thing led to another and we ended up here. I had so much fun collaborating with folks on this project! This audio parodies the Pilot of [WTNV] and features the [Dog Park], a [Vague Yet Menacing Government Agency], [Angels], a [Mandatory Stress Relief Program], and that new [Scientist] who came to town. Links below for versions with original music and without.
I strongly urge you to give the music version of this a listen, even it’s not usually your style. u/Aural_Obsession not only scored this with original music, he also wrote the weather. Everybody say thank you Aural for the incredible job. Thank you, Aural, I could not have realized this vision without you. Listen to “After Midnight” at 13:20 .
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▶️ WTGV: Pilot (🎵Music)
▶️ WTGV: Pilot (📵No Music)
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Making Goon Vale
Adapting WTNV turned out to be conceptually a little tricky; the source material is horror and comedy. How does one make that jerkable material? I really wanted to stick with the radio play format and make the audio itself feel like it could be an episode. If just, you know, explicitly horny instead of simply romantic and horrific. I am often caught committing to the bit over sexy stuff (who can relate?). The way the show is structured in news segments gave us space to play with little vignettes and allowed several other writers contribute while we worked on each segment in pieces.
While almost every segment is a little bit sexy, there are two explicit sections: A narrative ghost story (Traffic- 4:55/ 4:50) and a direct to listener, gender inclusive JOI (Mandatory Stress Relief Program JOI # 1- 16:15/ 14:07). Please feel free to skip to the smut if that’s what you’re after wink. 😜
The other part about WTNV that was important for me to honor was its queerness and gender inclusivity. Since I am reading for the voice of goon vale, Cecil became Cécile. Hence the change from Carlos to Cory (they/he). As well as some other gender and genital inclusive language. Their slow burn love story (along with the lights above the Arby's) is one of my favorite things about WTNV, and I hope to get to play it out more fully as this project continues.
We are already hard at work on episode 2, which is based on "A Story About You". Keep an eye out for that, and enjoy this love letter to WTNV, Audios, and the enduring power of the imagination.
Credits
Welcome to Goon Vale is a Parody of Welcome to Night Vale, which is written by Joseph Fink and Jeffery Cranor.
Welcome to Goon Vale was written by u/theNaughtyKettle, with contributions from u/General-Delights, u/august-III-Scripts, u/DuckAtAKeyboard
The Voice of Goon Vale is u/theNaughtyKettle
Credits Voice is u/Aural_Obsession
Sound effects by u/theNaughtyKettle
Audio Editing and Original music by (me) u/Aural_Obsession
Today’s weather was “After Midnight” By u/Aural_Obsession
Special thanks to u/Write_All_Over_Me, u/PervMeditations, u/SluttySisyphus, u/PrnceHector, and u/high_jacker5450 for beta reading or contributing to the soup.
Thoughts? Suggestions? Feedback? Contact us by leaving a comment on reddit, using our anonymous welcome to goon vale feedback form, link here. Or by whispering it into your pillow after cumming your brains out to this audio.
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Today's Proverb: If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me. Would you keep holding against me. Just pressing that body up against mine. Why do you have this body. Where did get it? Whose is it? Hold it. Hold.
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Need more? Check out my 🫖 Master Audio Post or 🔍GWASI
Wanna tell Kettle things? Try my 🤫 Anon Form
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— Kettle 🫖 😘