Summary: This dude's got his life sorted, right? Bills paid, fridge stocked, Netflix queue overflowing. Just one tiny little blank space on his "life experiences" bingo card: He's never, shall we say, navigated the feminine terrain. His buddies, those seasoned veterans of the horizontal hustle, never let him forget his untouched status. Feeling the heat of their "still haven't found the G-spot?" jokes, he decides it's high time to explore the mysteries of the female... landscape. He books a top-tier escort, the crème de la crème, to finally get that V-card revoked.

This lovely and very awesome lil script by u/TheShyTributeGuy was sent to me by a wonderful supportive listener ❤️ (thank you for the suggestion)

congratulations you're not a virgin anymore.flac

This script was written by an adult, for adults to perform. All fictional characters are over the age of 18.

Basic SFX (e.g. door) by Freesound. Personal/Fun SFX by yours truly.

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