Summary: It's another late night and, per the usual, you're on the phone with your best friend, chatting about this and that. The conversation strays to your recent hookup experience, which leads you to discovering that your bestie has never had phone sex before. That seems like a real shame, so you ask him if he wants to give it a try.

Lucky for you, he's game.

Inclusivity notes:

• Listener is called dude once (ie 'I'm sorry, dude'), baby, hot, slut
• Orgasm is implied, but not explicitly encouraged
• Speaker describes performing oral sex and penetrative strapping on the listener, but listener genitals are unspecified and only described as "a fucking mess"
• Listener body, including size, hair, skin, and eyes, is not described
• Speaker refers to his strap as his cock and describes listener giving him a blowjob with it

Posted March 27th, 2026

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