A quiet, lazy morning in bed while your sweet, nerdy boyfriend reads to you sounds romantic, but you know what’s better? Teasing him into fucking you right into the mattress.

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Hope you enjoy, and keep your stick on the ice!

-Bard

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this script contains quotes from The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - the work is public domain