Come closer, delicious mortal

You're a young, underpaid clerk working a small, ordinary job at a museum.

Something during your categorising work caught your eye.

A small, old flyer, advertising a brothel called the 'House of Velvet Red'.

They're saying, to your surprise, that the girls who work there are vampires, who are paid in blood.

It's obviously just some old fetish place, but you are curious to see if it's still there.

I mean, what's the worst that could happen? It's not like vampires are real...

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Popping my GWA cherry with a script by u/O-God-whY (with edits by moi). Full transcript is here. I loved recording this and getting the chance to fulfil my sexy vampire dreams.

Endearments used: Darling, sweet, mortal, human, morsel.

Inclusivity notes: Listener has a penis, which is referred to as a cock. No gender mentions.

Sound effects: freesound.org, u/alot-of-axolotl’s sfx pack, my face.