Muffins & You.mp3

We are attempting to bake chocolate chip muffins.

I'm taking care of the dry ingredients.

Making a mixture of.

Flour, sugar, and cocoa powder.

You're mixing the wet ingredients.

Milk, eggs, and vanilla extract.

Although you seem to be creating a better mixture than I am.

You seem like you know what you're doing more than I do.

My mixture just doesn't look that right.

I ask you.

'Am I doing something wrong? I'm following the cookbook like it says.'

Then you ask me.

'Where are the chocolate chips?'

And then I realize.

I forgot them.

Whoops.

I went and got bars of chocolate.

Thinking we were melting them.

I got mixed up.

You say I'm hopeless.

How could I possibly forget the main ingredients?

Well, I got confused because I even mixed up whole flour and self-raising flour at the shop.

You still say how I'm hopeless.

How I could mess something that simple up.

Oh please, keep telling me how hopeless I am..

I'll just stand here and eat this melted chocolate.

Oh, did I just flick that melted chocolate at you?

Oh, whoops, I did it again.

Oh, silly me, a third time.

I'll clean it up off your face with my tongue.

Then I make out with your lips and start kissing you.

Can you taste that chocolate on my lips?

It tastes very good, doesn't it?

I'm going to remove your apron because there's something I need to get to.

I need to do a taste test.

I need to put this chocolate over your breasts and nipples and suck it off.

Well, baby.

I know I messed this up.

But I know of another task that we would be successful at.

See it as my apology.