In the ages before the last of Elves and Men, we fought back against the tyrant god, Sauron and brought him in an iron cage to Númenor. It only took him a few weeks to become the king's advisor.

The future of Númenor, and indeed the world itself, hangs by one thread. That is, whether our King Ar-Pharazon can keep it in his fucking pants.

This is for you horny nerds who absolutely KNOW that Sauron dommed half of Númenor.

Side note: I am planning on making a cosplay of Sauron in his fair form very very soon. >:)

No one was harmed in the making of this and all acts of violence are simulated. Script, video editing and voicing all done by yours truly

Sauron tempts arpharazon final.mp3