You came to me sad telling me of the other night where your boyfriend completely ignored you after setting up such a sexy evening for the two of you. You’re feeling very unattractive and under-appreciated. And, as your best friend, I hate to see you like this. Especially over a man that doesn’t deserve you. So… let me give you the attention you deserve. And, don’t worry. It’s not cheating. Just think of me as a walking dildo!

Avengers level threat.m4a