🕊️💍Fake Marriage to Your Mom Leads to a Very Real Wedding Night 👰🏻‍♀️🫧
‼️ I did the step-cest version of the script as I want them to have the chance to actually marry but the dynamic is full-on mom/son as she is the only mother he has ever known ‼️
Script by u/WhiskeyTanFox101
Audio editing by u/PervMeditations
Oh! I think this is our floor.
Come on “husband”, let’s get to our room, so we can enjoy our “wedding night”.
I know I’ve been saying it all day, but this whole “pretend wedding” idea of yours was so naughty! I got to go straight from divorcing that worthless father of yours, to walking down the aisle with you.
I don’t know where you heard about that chapel, but I’m glad we went. It’s been so exhilarating! This must be what it’s like when people actually run off to get married in Vegas. Gosh, if you’d have told me that we’d be doing this a couple of days ago, I’d never have believed you. It’s crazy how close this trip has brought us together…there must be something in the water here!
And the next few days are going to go a long way toward getting all these…inappropriate feelings out of our systems.
I know! I can’t wait, either! Oh, it felt so wicked, didn’t it? Saying “I do” in front of all those strangers? I wonder what they thought of us – you, looking so handsome in this jacket and tie, and me…
I thought for sure that I’d have the sluttiest wedding dress there, but that blonde really showed me up! Still, it was so exciting to dress up for you like that…and in public, even!
xxx
It started simply enough, dear listener: Your mom (guess who?) wanted to take you to Las Vegas, to celebrate my divorce from your father. Maybe it was the freedom of being on vacation, or maybe it was because everything that happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... but things between us got flirty, and then physical only days into the trip. The next thing we knew, we were standing in line at a chapel for a “pretend wedding” – me wearing a sexy “wedding dress” that I found at an adult store, and you with a blazer, and a couple of cheap, gold-plated rings from a costume shop. Now it’s time to go back to the hotel, for our wedding night…