Have You Ever Given Canal Sex A Try.flac
[Blushing] but really [Rust]
Script by u/Nuclearthrowaway99
Hey there big boy I see you over there
Hey, sailor, I'm talking to you! I can see you struggling, straining under the weight of your massive… bulging… Ugh, stop swaying! Your rythm's making me seasick and yet... It's so seductive...
What are you thinking about while you squirm and list from port to starboard? Are you thinking about disgorging your heavy load all over the port? Watching a thousand sweaty dockworkers scurry around in it, moving it, touching it, living in it? Covering them in it and watching them glisten as they beg for more?
Aww, you poor thing, was that squirm my fault?
I'm sorry, sweetheart. Just… your bulk and your strength gets me all gushy in my locks.
I've never taken on the girth of one of you Golden-Class boys before.
Tell me, handsome, have you… Ever Given Canal sex a try?
xxx
Sometimes shitposts are only funny for as long as they are current. This one is fucking hilarious even three years later. I am a canal, you are a big hulking fuckvessel and I am needy for your girth. SFX track was recorded by me. Similarly implausible (but much less funny) audios I have include being a planet and being a black hole.