🌍🫦 I’ll EAT Planet Earth! Unless You BEAT UP This ✨GALACTUSSY✨

Script by u/emosquid23

Soundscape by u/PervMeditations

“Your barren, backwater rock boasts gods and monsters. Omnipotent aliens sworn to defend this insignificant world as their adopted home...

And yet they send YOU, little gnat. Why?”

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“Were it not for that blasted helmet, I would smother you with these colossal tits. I would make you choke in the airtight vacuum of breasts big enough to have their own gravitational pull.

I would shove my tongue down your throat and suck out your soul. This same tongue that licked the dying light from a billion stars like sticky golden honey. Upon my taste buds, you would savor the forgotten flavors of every world I supped upon.”

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Not long after her heralds brought ominous portent, the dark day has arrived: Insatia, Swallower of Suns (that's me) has come to devour the Earth. Our only hope lies with a lone superhero (that's you, dear listener!), a man who can grow to infinite size and level the playing field. But in your own words, you're a lover, not a fighter. The fate of your world hinges on this wisecracking hero using your colossal cock to make me cum.

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This may seem like a shitpost but I think it is a genuinely hot and I really hope it appeals to anyone who has ever felt too much or, on the flip side, as if getting bigger/taller/stronger would solve everything. Oh, and moon as a ball gag is just very cool. Thank you so much to u/emosquid23 and u/PervMeditations for their wonderful brains and exquisite skills.

Interview with emosquid here

Interview with PervMeditations here

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^{All characters depicted are adults aged 18+. There is some dark imagery about death and destruction, devouring planets type shit. There is one quip about penis size, a question about the listener’s anatomy potentially not growing to his giant-sized proportions. One instance where the speaker refers to herself as a “whore.”}