I'm Bored, Let's Play GWA Bingo.flac
I’m bored! Entertain me.
I don’t know? Make me a drink. Or, or, read me a book.
Oh! I know. You can fuck me. That’s always fun.
Excuse me? What???! You’re bored of fucking me. I . . . I don’t understand.
You’re not bored of fucking me. I just blew you in an H&M changing room last week. We fucked on the balcony of New York high rise. We’ve done airplanes, trains, cars, a boat once.
There’s no way you’re bored.
This is some game. Right? Right?? Baby? Come on . . . baby. What?
. . . Play a game? What game?
Huh. I’ve never heard of GWA bingo. What’s that?
xxx
You, dear listener, are my hot and playful boyfriend. And no, you are NOT bored. Neither am I when you know exactly how to mix things up. Shame that the pull tags out of a hat game doesn't quite work out in your favour today :)
My_Exact_Fantasy is a truly unique creator in this space and may have the healthiest sense of disdain and humour and sanity of any of us. He is responsible for this terrible July 4 audio. This one today is perhaps the gentlest of his scripts and it was tons of fun to record. This is exactly the kind of dynamic I love so this teasing and rough to sweet with lots of laughs might actually be pretty close to My Exact Fantasy. SFX and music from Epidemic Sound. I really hope you enjoy this one!