🪄⚡️🧙🏻‍♀️ Light as a feather, stiff as a board 🌡️😋💦

Script by u/MidnightDominion

Hello, dear! Welcome to the Arcane Apothecary, how can I help you today?

Ah yes, we spoke on the phone earlier! Why don’t you follow me to the backroom, I understand yours is a sensitive topic.

Now, if I recall correctly, you’re having some troubles, uh…performing. Is that right?

Don’t be shy, my sweet, I’m here to help. You know, it’s quite common and has nothing to do with your resilience or virility. There are quite a few reasons why it could be happening.

However in your case, I think I have something that will do the trick.

xxx

Plagued with performance anxiety, you, dear listener, visit the shop of a rumoured witch (guess who?). Desperate for a cure, you drink a potion without asking too many questions and luckily for both of us it has the desired effect!

This is such a wholesome script with a lovely twist and I recorded it the moment it was posted. It fills me with joy to get to learn new writers - especially through fast faps and especially when they are this charming! Music and SFX from Epidemic Sound and homemade. I hope you enjoy the audio!