🔬🫧STEM Brat Roommate Mocks Your Cervix-Fucking Hentai… So You Depth-Charge Her Pussy Till You Cum In Her Womb🥵💦
Script by u/PnyxWasHere
Cameo by✨💖 u/Purple-Juice-4073 💖✨
LISTEN to Purple's Cat Maid track as a standalone piece of deliciousness HERE
Ugh. Seriously? You’re still watching that shit?
I’ve been busting my ass in pipette purgatory for the last ten hours. And you’re still fapping to the same anime fuckfest you were watching this morning.
Oh, it’s a different one? I guess it takes a true connoisseur of pixelated pussy to tell the difference. What’s this one called anyway? “Big-Tiddy Catmaid Gets Royally Pounded by Dick the Size of Manhattan 3”?
Four. I was off by one digit. I fail at life. You do realize there’s a whole world out there beyond hentai, right? You ever considered trying something different for a change?
I dunno, maybe like… a chore. With your pants on, preferably. I mean, I do everything around here. I wash the dishes, I take out the trash, I trim the giant sequoia. And all you do is sit around watching 2D sluts getting dicked. And please don’t tell me that cum’s been there all day. Aren’t you gonna clean that up?
More important things? What, you mean stroking your dick? I can SEE it’s big. That doesn’t mean you have to jerk it 24/7.
xxx
You, dear listener, are my BIG DICK, lazy-ass roommate who just sits around watching ridiculous hentai all day. I am a scientist and generally awesome kind of a roomie. Faced with you jerking off AGAIN, I decide that if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. BUT when I go to rub one out with you, I cannot get over the BAD SCIENCE on screen. Time for a crash course in Remedial Pussyology....
This epic tale of absurdity and UNBITCHIFICATION has all the classic Pnyx magic - from giant sequoias to laugh-out loud language, to a bitchy, bratty speaker who quickly loses her mind through sex. It was a massive edit with SFX and music from Epidemic Sound that proved impossible until the incredibly talented u/Purple-Juice-4073 stepped up and made a genuine hentai cat maid audio in Japanese for the backing track!!!! She is amazing - in THREE languages - and you should check her out if you aren't already following this star. I really hope you enjoy the audio!