🍑💨 Sniff My Gas and Then Go Finish My Homework, Loser! ᯓ🏐
*The rape adjacent tag is there because even though both listener and speaker consent to sexual acts, the listener is recorded while doing said acts without their consent and the speaker uses that as blackmail at the end of the script.
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Script by u/MrBottomBull
Edit by u/PervMeditations using fart SFX from https://prince-bau.itch.io/
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Grrrr I can’t believe he just ditched me like this! Ugh this is the worst!
I have a date later that I SHOULD be getting ready for, but instead I have to spend time hunting down this fucking loser.
*pained groan* and on top of that… [Speakers stomach gurgles]
My stomach…What the hell did I eat? I didn’t pig out THAT much did I?
Well…I did have 16 deviled eggs…and those extra cheesy chili fries…plus the 2 foot long hotdogs…and that Jumbo XXL Milkshake…fuck, I guess I did overdo it a little bit. I need to have a little more self control on my cheat days…
[Fart]
Shit! That was loud! Thank god this place is empty, hopefully nobody heard that. Ugh and it fucking reeks!
[Fart]
Dammit! I can barely hold any of it in…I need to find this loser NOW so I can get back to my dorm and do something about this gas.
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Ah yes, college love! Hard to find if you’re a shy nerd with no friends who never leaves his room. You, dear listener, make a deal with a girl on the volleyball team (guess who!). You'll take care of all of my work if I can just get you a date with one of my beautiful teammates! Unfortunately that’s just not how love works! So after facing rejection from just about all of the team members, you decide to just call the deal off and focus on yourself. While such a decision would surely change your life for the better, my balance of sports, partying, and other college activities would be completely jeopardized! In a moment of desperation I take matters into my own hands, but one little slip up is all it takes for me to find out just how perverted the mind of a horny boy could be…
Have been meaning to share this for the longest time and now Scentember is the perfect excuse!!! Thank you to u/MrBottomBull for another fantastic script and to u/PervMeditations for the brilliant edit. I really hope you enjoy the audio!