👩🏻🔬👄 Turning Your Nerdy Employee’s Throat into an R&D Fleshlight 👉😩💦
Private Script by u/EffietheFG
It’s revolutionary tech! Bleeding edge stuff; it reacts to heat in the perfect way. The membrane can thicken in response to heat, it expands then thins, it’s basically the perfect substitute for a throat.
That’s why in my email I strongly advocated for procuring the patent, in about 6 months time every sex toy company will be all over it and at that point it’s game over for us, majority market share or not!
No-no-no, see that’s where everyone goes wrong. They think of, forgive me for being crude here, they think of…oral sex as all on the tongue and the throat is just, well, there.
But if we can simulate the tongue *without* the drawback of the receiver needing oxygen which breaks up the…experience, that’s the same level of inventing Bluetooth technology or touchscreens.
…but the sex toy equivalent.
If I had my notes I could…!
Sh-show you? I don’t know what you… I guess I could use my fingers on my own throat…okay here.
So ordinarily, the throat can-ack!
S-sorry, ordinarily the throat coats itself and tightens for its own protection but-
Sorry my hands aren’t the best to use while talking.
What? You want me to use yours?
Oh, that’s perfect! I won’t have to talk you through it, you can feel for yourself.
xxx
You, dear listener, are the boss in charge of the top-selling sex toy company in the country and your Head of R&D (guess who?) has been emailing you constantly about some new breakthrough. But who has time for emails, especially when hands-on demonstrations are much more effective?
u/EffietheFG is a stunning writer and I am so lucky that we are friends and share similar likes since this fantastic script emerged overnight after a jokey chat comment. It is one of my favourite things ever and I really hope you enjoy it!