You Tell Your Roommate To Suck Your Balls And She Does
Script by u/kopaf12686
Hey… I just uhh… Wanted to let you know I filled up the water pitcher.
And… Umm… I am… SORRY…
For yesterday.
I’m being serious. Really.
I don’t like all this tension between us.
...“Suck your balls?” ...
Hey, I told you I was sorry! Okay?
I know I said some pretty… awful things to you when we were fighting yesterday.
It was uncalled for, but that doesn’t mean you can just tell me to suck your…
Actually, you know what?
Fine.
I said “fine”. Yes. Okay. I’ll do it.
I’ll suck your balls.
You, dear listener, and your roommate (guess who?) had a falling out last night and it wasn’t pretty. It started over me putting the water filter back in the fridge empty, but quickly ballooned into something much worse. Lots of harsh words were exchanged and I said some things you don’t wanna repeat. So the next morning, when I try to reconcile with you, can you blame yourself for telling me to “suck your balls”? Maybe a little bit. It’s just kinda surprising when I agree to do it.
Brilliant little fast fap from a writer who has been a leading contributor to the cause and I couldn't resist getting a bit sloppy for this one. Reminds me a bit of another short ball appreciation audio here. I really hope you enjoy this one!