The forecast promised light snow. Instead, you and your friends are buried alive in a full-on blizzard. The rest of the group has holed up in the other room, but you got stuck sharing space with her…your sarcastic, black-lipsticked, perpetually unimpressed goth friend.

She spends the night pacing the creaky cabin like a horror-movie queen, sniping at your clothes, your nerves, your “golden retriever” energy, while teasing you with every scary-movie trope in the book: “two friends, trapped in the woods, nothing to do but make bad decisions.”

At first, it’s all biting humor and eye-rolls… until the boredom stretches too long. Until the silence between insults grows heavy. Until one kiss breaks the tension and suddenly you’re flat on your back with her thighs around your face. She rides your mouth like it’s hers to ruin, laughing at how desperate you sound underneath her.

And then, when you think you’ve survived the storm, she pulls out what she calls her “emotional support strap-on.” Because of course she brought it. Because of course she’s going to use it. Now you’re moaning under her, pegged raw, while she whispers in your ear about how pathetic you look, how you’ll never forget this night, how she always wins.

Snowed in. Bored. Fucked stupid by the goth girl who never lets you catch your breath.

• u/KittyFantasticoUK's summary from the script offer

Full SFX (39 minutes)
No Wet Sounds (Foley Only)

Low SFX* (Original "All Snowed In" Collab Edit)
Note: The vocal is not as polished and the only SFX are the wind and heater.

Disclaimer: This audio originally appeared as part of the All Snowed In collab and is a work of fiction by, about, and for 18+ adults. It is for entertainment only.

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SFX Credits:

• WIND_Winter.Evening.Residential Area.Wind In The Trees,Bushes,Fence.Dist Traffic 1_EM by newlocknew -- https://freesound.org/s/782297/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
• Squeezing paint.wav by jamiedewitt -- https://freesound.org/s/592894/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0
• All other foley SFX from Freesound under CC0.
• All wet SFX made by me.

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