Originally posted in July 2024 as part of the first Camp Morningwood collab
u/RhymingVers: Thanks for joining us this summer at Camp Morningwood! First, if you're new here, why don't I let Camp Director Ren tell you a little bit about us here?
Now, I'm Counselor Rhyme and along with Counselor BSA, we've got an exciting activity planned for you today! Unfortunately, today we’re having a little bit of a problem. Nobody can find a certain camper anywhere! Until…
Summer Flubbin'
u/BonSoirAnxiety: Your camp counselor finds you sulking, hidden away from the rest of the campers. With some prodding, you reveal you kissed another camper, and it was really bad. Now there are rumors circulating through camp about the ill-fated kiss. Thankfully, your trusty camp counselor has offered to help you perfect your kissing skills to practically guarantee you’ll get your Super Smoocher badge.
u/RhymingVers: Of course I’ll help you out! I’m a counselor, it’s what I’m here for 😚💋
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Inclusivity notes: This is one of a series of Summer Flubbin' audios for campers of various genders! In today's edition, they/them pronouns and a gender-neutral name are used to talk about the camper with whom the listener had a bad kiss, no gendered language is used for the listener, and no intimate body parts are mentioned or touched. This might even be considered SFW if I didn't moan so much while we made out...
SFX:
- 20200414 Blackbirds at sunset by BarcelonaConfinementSoundscape – https://freesound.org/s/513740/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0
- Birds Chirping.wav by MWsfx -- https://freesound.org/s/575389/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
- Everything else from Freesound under CC0, or from my mouth 😘
Make sure to check out the other exciting events and activities Camp Morningwood has to offer! There will be posts from us in erotic audio subreddits all month long.
I’ll be seeing you again later this month, campers… In the meantime, stay hydrated, because it’s already a hot and thirsty July here at Camp Morningwood! Oh, and head to r/CampMorningwood to pick up your Super Smoocher badge. You've earned it 😘
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