Edging to the Thought of Your Banana
length:13m
on:2026-02-12

I got horny thinking about people jacking off to me… again… Listen in as I talk about bananas as a method of measurement, using my voice to help me jerk off, and reveal a secret or two about my porn scrolling habits.

Fun fact: An average American football field is 500-600 bananas long. How does your (hypothetical) jerk-off distance compare?

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