How Should I Measure the Volume of My Tits?
by:SkittensSmitten
length:3m
on:2026-02-19
F4A, horny musings, mathematical principles, scientific method, density, water displacement, talk nerdy to me, ADHD external processing, thoughts from a thot, all ramble, no fap

This came to me as I was thinking about jiggle physics whilst watching my titties bounce to the rhythm of my feet in the ascension of some stairs. Basically: ya girl was thinking horny on main again (God forgive me for the mind readers who have to hear my thoughts against their will).

Do you ever grab tits and wonder how much… stuff is actually in there? I definitely do. I don’t know exactly how to execute figuring out this information, but I figured some of y’all may be interested in the external processing of it all (Tit et al?).

And this is an open call to workshop the ideas in the comments: What’s the best way to get this measurement? Would love feedback if you have any.

I also welcome any terrible boob puns you can make for this scenario.

Titty Volume.m4a