[F4A] Cleaning You Up [Parody JOI] [Talking Dirty] [Firearm] [Cleaning a gun] [Inappropriately Sexy] [ASMR] [Pun] [Innuendo] [Now I Have A Machine Gun, Ho-Ho-Ho]
Content Warning: I am *actually* cleaning a firearm in this audio. I do not fire a live round but I am handling it. It also has brush-on-metal, cloth-on-metal, and metal-on-metal sounds and the sound the firearm being dry-fired (no bang).
Summary: Just cleaning my filthy little toy and talking dirty while I do it.
**PARODY**
Words to describe listener: Toy, maybe? I’m not sure. I lost track of if I was talking *to* the pistol or *about* the pistol.
*Note: This isn’t a political statement. I’m not open to discussing/debating any politics. I also was very responsibly handling the firearm throughout this audio.*
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