Your Career Counseling Coed Wants to Be a Porn Star

From the script offer (by u/fischji): Honestly. They say you should do something you love and then you never have to work a day in your life, right? Well, I really don't want to have to work, so, like, I guess I should do something I love. And honestly? I like fucking. Like a lot. It's like my favorite thing ever. Even more than shopping. And I learned SO MUCH about it here at College. You have no idea how much fucking I've been doing over the last four years. Like, just about every day. I'm really good at it too. Can you help me get a job fucking?

🖤 Void