“Why’d you take your head off? No I’m glad you did. It was kinda funny, looking up at you between your legs. I can safely say I’ve never given anyone head with a pumpkin on their head before.”

I’m the director of a community theater production of “Sleep Hollow” and you’re the actor, playing the Headless Horseman. It’s late at night and you’re rehearsing your monologue. I’m in the house seats, inexplicably turned on by your pumpkin head, and I take matters into my own hands.

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