It’s been a few months since your new roommate moved in. He’s tall, fit, and oh so handsome… but there’s one thing. He’s a total whore. And he’s always bringing strange girls into your apartment. So you’ve made it your personal mission to not fall for his charms at all costs and actively avoid him, despite your growing interest in him. Different schedules, different rooms. You even drew up a shower timetable just to minimize “accidental” run-ins. Which he has conveniently forgotten. Twice. And tonight? He’s in there again. During your time. You finally decide that you’ve had enough, and it’s time to put your foot down!

Bent Over the Vanity by Your Himbo Roommate