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It’s the premiere episode of our podcast, Certified Fappers w/ Annie and Emo! Come listen to us work out the kinks, so to speak! 😅

Highlights include:

-We feature 3 side-splitting scripts and 3 uproarious audios! Don’t worry, they’re not ours!

-Rejected names for the show! There were ideas WORSE than Certified Fappers?

-Multiple segments with snappy names and jaunty jingles!

-We fantasy draft a team of porn tropes! Mine is noticeably worse!

-Annie completely dogwalks me in a totally different game!

-Annie flexes her mastery of foreign accents and dramatic theater with silly line reads!

-I woefully underestimate what a thirsty battery bitch my laptop is and we take a halftime break!

-Every time we talk over one another, noise cancelling decides what someone has to say isn’t important enough to hear! Usually Annie! Typical!

-My cat knocks a bunch of shit over and bumps the mic!

-Tangents! The collected works of SungWon Cho! GWAR’s cover of Pink Pony Club! Is audio porn art?

-Dubious, ever-shifting pronunciations of the word “tsundere”!

-We talk about how we’re recording early to probably post in mid-June, then post immediately! Oops!

-An implied promise that we’ll do better next time!

-More to come in late June! Probably! Maybe!