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Episode 2 of Certified Fappers w/ Annie and Emo! Can u/anniegulie and I beat the sophomore slump? 🤔

Highlights include:

-We feature 3 knee-slapping scripts and 3 laugh-inducing audios!

-An F4F fairy tale and a sleepy M4M succubus? Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

-The high cost of gas ⛽️ and a bush shaved before her time! 🥀 F’s in the chat!

-A super spicy parody 🌶️🐔🔥 and the perils of grinding against an airhorn! 📢

-Multiple segments with catchy titles and killer tunes!

-“You Had To Be There” - Annie and I ramble about some Grandpa Simpson shit you don’t care about! It was the style at the time!

-“Pick Me, Girl” - We fantasy draft slang terms for P and V! Comment and tell us who won!

-“Head Game Strong” - Laugh at how little we know about sex terms! A loving tribute to Trapt!

-“The Plot Thiccens” - Annie curates some wacky tags and I give ‘em a title! Vote on your favorite to be written for real!

-Learn the shady history of the Baltimore Ravens! 🐦‍⬛💜

-Hear how German children earn a seahorse sticker if they survive rigorous swimming challenges! 🌊🐴🏊🇩🇪

-Gently crunching a water bottle in your ear (ASMR)!

-GIRAFFES, GIRAFFES, GIRAFFES! 🦒🦒🦒

We’ll be back in late July! With a special guest, maybe? 😱