Certified Fappers Episode 4

Episode 4 of Certified Fappers w/ Annie and Emo! We’re still not very good at this! Oh well! 🤷‍♂️

Highlights include: -We feature 3 side-splitting scripts and 3 uproarious audios!

-A bimbo satyr and short-term memory loss! GOATed with the sauce! 🐐🥫

-A madcap mash-up of every porn trope and a brainrot bot gone haywire! There are no strings on me, chat! 🤖🧵

-A supernatural stuck-porn washing machine and a yandere AI unleashing deadly appliances! That’s the last time I shop at IKEA! 🏠🔪

-Multiple segments with crappy titles and zippy tunes!

-“You Had To Be There” - The sweet taste of woodruff! Annie’s first Dunkin visit! The great lid shortage of 2026!

-“Ranky Panky” - The definitive tier list of where you should have sex! Argue with us in the comments! 🤬

-“Finish Me Off” - How well do Annie and I remember the wacky stuff we write and record? 🤔💭 Not very! We should’ve called this “Finishy Winishy” for better symmetry!

-“Spicy Dicey” - Celebrity impressions for stupid line reads! 🎲 It’s like Jeff Goldblum is IN the room with you, mumbling about cum! 💦

-Fantasy football! Emo fails to obtain a special dialing wand to select the correct player! The Ballad of Ladd McConkey! 🏈

-The mysterious E-tier! There ain’t no E-tier, and there never was! slams door in your face 🚪

-Yo, dawg, we heard you like Spirit Halloween, so we put a Spirit Halloween in your Spirit Halloween! 🎃

-Annie is sleeeepy! 🤫😴

-See you in October, monsterfuckers! 👹