Description: You’ve been overserved at your company’s office party, but there’s a method to your madness: after three long years, you’re trying to imbibe enough liquid courage to tell your work wife how you actually feel. But you’re sloppy drunk and acting stupid, to the point where she potentially saves your job by hiding you from prying eyes until you sleep it off. When you wake up, you still go through with it, and the confession of feelings is well-received enough for her to ride you on the couch.
Disclaimer: Content Warning - Several alcohol references, listener is implied to be drunk at the beginning of the script. There’s a period of sleeping it off / sobering up, so no question of consent.
Work wife helps you sober up at the office holiday party
Howdy doodly, friends!
As promised, here’s my script fill, written by the lovely u/emosquid23 🥹 I wasn't originally planning on making a Christmas audio, but I decided "fuck it, we ball".
I hope I did it justice! 💕 Have a lovely and safe holiday/new year!
-beef