Let's Lose Our Virginity So That The Vampires Won't Eat Us! 🧛‍♀️🍑
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on:2026-10-03

Let's Lose Our Virginities So That The Vampires Won't Eat Us!.mp3

Two friends from the Long Island Ornithological Society have been invited to a party by their "friend". Unbeknownst to them, their friend is a vampire's familiar, and they are not invited primarily as guests, but as dinner. As they find themselves together in a room trying to recharge their social batteries, they start to get suspicious of what is really going on...


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