The Tutorial Slime Is Mad You Skipped Her Quest - REMASTERED.mp3

You're an adventurer exploring a dungeon trying to gain some quick experience and easy loot, but it turns out the only monster in the entire dungeon is a simple slime! It's cute she thinks she's the boss but she hardly poses a threat. You're better off looking for a greater challenge elsewhere. She's offended you'd pass her by, and offers you a challenge of a different kind…

[Pouting] Awh come on, you could at least fake it. No sense in hurting a girl's feelings. I really thought I'd be able to offer you a challenge.

Well maybe...if you won't stay for a fight...I could offer...something else?

[Trying To Be Tempting] Well...I'm sure that crawling these dungeons all by yourself is lonely work...nobody to talk to...nobody to snuggle with...don't you have some steam you need to blow off~?

I was just thinking...if you think you outmatch me soooo badly in combat...maybe I could offer you a different type of challenge?

I think you know exactly what I mean~

You know, a slime girl's body is very malleable. I'm soft, and squishy, and I can change any aspect of myself to suit your tastes. I bet I could exhaust you much quicker than in a simple fight.

So, c'moonnn. Why don't you take off your gear already and get over here~”

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