I was horny so I recorded this ramble where I encourage you (a lot) to masturbate. This one is lowkey embarrassing because I talk rather incoherent and get all horny stupid pseudo-intellectual about masturbation but WHADDEVA. (Also I make a weird noise when I cum). (Also I get weird and meta). (Also I include some [Good Girl]s in the later parts but not enough to justify inclusion in the title).

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