Let me set the scene: I had my Xmas do last night and I’m knackered. It’s been a long day at work. I’ve made so many decisions. There are still Xmas presents to buy and organise 😣
I’m tired and I’m stressed and I’m fed up, so after realising that no one’s in once I arrive home, I run a nice hot bath 🛁
When I can, I like to leave the bathroom door cracked open a bit, that way I get a bit of a breeze floating through. And as I lower myself into the scalding water and relax I think - what better way to blow off some steam than toying with myself while I soak? 💦
And so I get started as soon as I can. But I’m not home alone. You’ve been here all along, and you go to investigate some interesting noises coming from the bathroom.
Then stop dead in your tracks as soon as you realise what’s going on. You know you should announce yourself or go back to what you were doing, but you just can’t tear yourself away from that the crack in the door…
…and you hear every little gasp and groan I make.
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