An idea from a good friend of mine at Stitch n Bitch, from a real life Australian politician's text based sex scandal, please enjoy... whatever the fuck this is!

To finally meet up with your long distance Aussie girlfriend, listen here <3

To meet with a captivating and incredibly strange woman at a work conference, listen here <3

And as a bonus, please enjoy this short breakdown I had in the middle of one of these because I couldn't contain myself here <3

I appreciate you, ❤️ Zel~