It’s been a while since you’ve put yourself out there, and you’ve finally scored a date with someone online at a dog cafe! The problem is that he kinda-sorta-maybe ghosted you, so you’re left standing outside on the street in a cute outfit that you’re starting to feel a little silly in. No biggie! Life happens. You text your (coincidentally very sexy but also very irritating) roommate to come to your aid and save you, and he turns up in the blink of an eye! Now you can drink some overpriced coffee while looking at the cutie little puppies together!

It’s just that… why do you feel compelled to answer when he asks ‘Who’s my good little puppy?’ He’s clearly not talking to you… or is he?

Revelations in Puppy Paradise.mp3