Whaddup it's ya boy, John Uranium. Had this idea ruminating for awhile and thought I'd finally try to get a take on it. It's a bit mean, I'll be straight with you.

CONTENT WARNING: In this audio I directly tell you, the listener, that I have been cheating on you and exactly the kinds of things I've done. If you find this distressing, I suggest that you skip this audio.

A short description, if you will: I just got home, and you think I'm cheating? You're right, and you've known for months. You're going to enjoy what I've done, cuck.

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