I once found a boot outside of a Raising Cane's and I took it home with me. I still have it to this day.

Hello! It's been awhile since I've done a non-collab audio. If you didn't know that I had done a few collabs in the past few months, no worries! I'm terrible at advertising. Those audios will be posted directly to my page sporadically now that time has passed, but onto the main subject of today.

I come with a new private script fill from my personal goat, 77DogDay. A short tale of a horrendously sleazy mall Santa and what you, the listener, will need to do to get the job. The description is simple:

A job interview with a very bad Santa turns pervy when he wants to be persuaded to hire you.

Well, I think that's enough yapping.

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