Summary: You finally got the cute girl from work to give up her phone number, and your hot roommate is jealous as hell even though she’s trying to play it cool. Since she knows you aren’t terribly experienced at this sort of thing, she gets in your ear and tells you all the wrong things to say. It works, as your crush is totally skeeved out, but luckily there’s an even better option right there on the couch next to you.

Fuck Your Roommate Here

• Script by u/emosquid23
• Performance + foley + editing by viviame
• Additional sound effects by Epidemic Sound

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