Hey, you! Wanna hear me crash out because my vibe died before orgasm #3 and also airplane noises?
length:17m
on:2026-09-13

Are you KIDDING meeee.mp3 Alternative title: Are you KIDDING me???

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Hey, you!

Here is this ramblefap in convenient list form for your reading pleasure:

  1. Here is my birthday gift to you!

  2. I have officially moved! I have so much to unpack and I am so sore, but I missed you so I wanted to record something for you. I’m not back-back yet, but I am working on getting everything set up and hope to be recording consistently again soon (or as consistently as I ever was)!

  3. Anyway, hi! I’ve got a new king-size bed, a lot of extra space, and I finally unpacked my sex toys! No more acoustic masturbation for me! (…or so I thought)

  4. I yap about packing, the move, my new bed, trading plane noises for car noises, and needing a massage (all while cockwarming my favorite curved metal dildo).

  5. Then I get into it. Fuck myself, have an orgasm, fuck myself again, have another orgasm, grab my vibe to get off a third time and…well. You can read the title. I only crashed out a little bit before deciding to call it a night.

  6. I debated on whether I should post this or not, but figured it was actually pretty funny and you might think so, too. And if nothing else - we keep it real and authentic around here, and some nights things do not go according to plan. This was one of those nights. (I’d like to say I’ve learned my lesson, but I’m sure something like this will happen again, so)

I hope you enjoy and I'll talk to you soon!

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