Hey, you! Want a quick ramblefap to celebrate my Cake Day with me since I did NOT lock in and record that AMA? (Whoops).mp3 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 Hey, you!

Here is this ramblefap in convenient list form for your reading pleasure:

1. It's my Cake Day!! One year on Reddit doing audios!
2. Start strong with complaining about my week and how I'm tired and stressed to give you a true girlfriend/GFE experience.
3. Explain that I really, truly did try to do the AMA yesterday but my heart just wasn't in it so I decided to just do a quick little thing to feel good instead and this was the result.
4. Break out one of my fave new toys (love you, curved metal dildo) and fuck myself - while still talking about nothing, obviously.
5. Come embarrassingly fast because I edged for too long before this! Try the bigger end again, give up, go back to the smaller end, and squirt a little/come again!
6. Talk some more nonsense about future ramble plans as I wait for my legs to start working again. Thank you for taking this one year journey with me whether you've been here from the start or just tuned in!
7. Also, I just got a little wireless mic set so be on the lookout for better (maybe? probably not) quality ramblefaps and wet sounds where I don't knock into my phone because I can't control my body!

I hope you enjoy and I'll talk to you soon! 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩

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