National Geographic: Monster Mates

Season 1 Episode 1: Lamia Coils (2024) | 18 | 16m 48s

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The sudden arrival of monster girls has been a topic of great fascination, impacting all spheres of human activity and provoking wide-scale societal changes. However, to the wider public, they remain a mystery. With never-before-seen footage, this series gives audiences a glimpse into the unique courtship and mating habits of monster girls as they are in the wild. Narrated by Cerise Virtuelle.

I’ve tagged this both F4M and F4A because the listener is not involved in any of the sex, but the sex involved is F/M.

I was looking for something to do my BBC documentary narrator voice and no one asked for this, but, uh, here we are. In the words of u/TheTakenCatking, the original author of the script:

Is this still a shitpost? I feel like I put way too much effort into this for it to be considered one.

I had a lot of fun learning a whole lot of new editing tricks, as well as watching a bunch of documentaries and learning new facts about penguins and crocodiles and stuff.

Sound effects, music etc. come from the OpenNSFW sound pack, me, and a whole bunch of other royalty-free sources I scrounged up along the way.

If you want to ask me “Cerise, what the fuck” but in an anonymous way, boy do I have the page for you.

If you enjoyed this, you may also enjoy the shitpost where I am a sexy couch.