Over age 21. NSFW writer who occasionally makes audios too. 🇨🇦 She/her 🚺, cis-het woman. (Not a domme, not your sub, not interested in sexting or role-playing with you. No pics.)
In response to new trade tariffs, Canada refused to buy red state goods and threatened to stop energy sales. In response, American Congress authorized a full scale invasion across the northern border. The invasion was complete in an afternoon...
It looks like there’s a horse loose in the hospital again. You come over to vent about the election results. I provide a shoulder to cry on, and cinnamon buns.
A comfort and reassurance audio for men with ED, about a couple in a new relationship, they've been dating for less than a year and had a fight recently. Tonight is their first time seeing each other since the fight. He's had a bad day and comes over to see her.
A door-to-door Mormon missionary visits the home of a lonely man. After some conversation and proselytizing, she feels compelled to lift his spirits with a handie.
Dating is hard, even for toys, but Ms. TaterNoggin has finally found love with a handsome skull-faced action figure who is not as villainous as his TV show would have you believe. There's something about them that just clicked (and I'm not talking about her exchangeable face parts).
After a house party at an old friend's house, you're trying to find the words to tell her how you feel. You hear some strange noises from her bedroom and catch her stark naked, straddling a giant balloon while blowing another one up.
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