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Leather Bound for Failure
script fill, F4A, leather, narrative, mental illness, SFW, Canadian accent, CW:, anxiety, depression, prior trauma, self-harm scars
Hunting for an answer that constantly eludes me, I try to find what I'm looking for one more time. A thoughtful narrative about self-reflection.
VA Realizes That She Misunderstood The Commission
script fill, F4A, humour, comedy, meta, airplane, mechanophilia, mechaphilia, Canadian accent
A new VA on GWA has opened commissions and hops on a call to quickly clarify some aspects of the outline.
Tariff Wars: Get on My Knees and Think of Canada
script fill, F4M, secret agent, blowjob, cock worship, titty fuck, listener orgasm, handcuffs, self degradation, CIM, Canadian accent
In response to new trade tariffs, Canada refused to buy red state goods and threatened to stop energy sales. In response, American Congress authorized a full scale invasion across the northern border. The invasion was complete in an afternoon...
Behind the Script, Season 2: episode 9
F4A, podcast, rambleyap, angst, BPD, fart fetish, pussy plug, tree hugger, vampire, CW:, death, drowning, mental health, Canadian accent
I talk about the ideas behind some of my scripts. This is a series.
Behind the Script, Season 2: episode 7
F4A, podcast, rambleyap, ED, DnD, break-up, bondage, GILF, looner, Canadian accent
I talk about the ideas behind some of my scripts. This is a series.
I Want To Be Your Wench
script fill, F4M, Fast FAP, confession, fantasy, D2L, barmaid, flirting, groping, tavern, adventure, DnD, anorgasmia-friendly, Canadian accent
Greetings, brave adventurer. I want to be your fantasy. I want to be your buxom wench!
I Want To Be Your Chain Link Motorcycle
script fill, F4M, Fast FAP, fsub, objectification, bit and bridle, nude, oiled, anal, listener orgasm, blooper reel
I want to be your fantasy. I want to be your chain link motorcycle...
Merry Christmas 2024
F4A, Christmas, SFW, rambleyap, Canadian accent
Just a little message from me for Christmas Day and the end of 2024.
Feeling Blue
script fill, F4A, Doughvember, SFW, friends, comfort, reassurance, hope, post-Election Day, politics, Canadian accent, CW, alcohol, crying
It looks like there’s a horse loose in the hospital again. You come over to vent about the election results. I provide a shoulder to cry on, and cinnamon buns.
About Your Erectile Dysfunction
OC, F4M, narrative, dating, NRE, getting older, stress, comfort, reassurance, PIV, rough, anorgasmic speaker, listener loses erection, spooning, Canadian accent, PD:, size difference, short speaker, CW: crying, ED, illness
A comfort and reassurance audio for men with ED, about a couple in a new relationship, they've been dating for less than a year and had a fight recently. Tonight is their first time seeing each other since the fight. He's had a bad day and comes over to see her.
Le Bal Masqué
script fill, F4M, narrative, fly, strangers-to-lovers, slow burn, human/vampire, human speaker, kissing, biting, spanking, eye contact, fingering, blowjob, no gag, anorgasmic speaker, listener orgasm, CIM, Canadian accent, PD:, blue eyes, pale skin, size difference, CW:, crying, blood, whisper
A recently-single woman attends a BDSM masquerade ball. She has an encounter that will forever change her life.
Housewarming
script fill, F4M, narrative, horror, found audio, slow burn, haunted house, masturbation, wet dreams, dirty talk, rough sex, blowjob, cunnilingus, PIV, choking, hair-pulling, anorgasmic speaker, listener orgasm, creampie, echo/reverb, static, Canadian accent, CW:, alcohol, sleeping pills
Through a series of recordings, a woman discovers her inherited home has some dark, sensual secrets.
What's In A Name?
F4A, satire, GFE, sex toys, dildo, vibrator, pussy plug, butt plug, e-stim, anal play, lube, anorgasmia-friendly
Your super sexy girlfriend invites you over to test out some brand new sex toys. Except, she can't tell you what they're called.
Door to Door Missionary Lends a Hand for a Spiritual Awakening
script fill, F4M, chaste, innocent, nervous, hesitant, religious, Mormon, handjob, ball play, listener orgasm, clothes, Canadian accent, SFX
A door-to-door Mormon missionary visits the home of a lonely man. After some conversation and proselytizing, she feels compelled to lift his spirits with a handie.
Ms. TaterNoggin Finally Finds Love
script fill, F4M, dating, toys, action figures, blowjob, cunnilingus, PIV, anorgasmic speaker, listener orgasm, Canadian accent, SFX
Dating is hard, even for toys, but Ms. TaterNoggin has finally found love with a handsome skull-faced action figure who is not as villainous as his TV show would have you believe. There's something about them that just clicked (and I'm not talking about her exchangeable face parts).
Like, the *worst* day
script fill, F4M, ditzy, bimbo, office, LTR, ENM, open relationship, birthday, intern, Schrodinger's shitpost, humour, blowjob, Canadian accent
Honey, I had the worst day at work! It's my birthday but NOBODY wanted to check me out or cop a feel!
Progress (no music)
script fill, F4M, narrative, giantess, foot, foot fetish, shrinking, cruelty, Fdom, Msub, Mistress/pet, CW:, alcohol, Canadian accent
A woman checks in on a regretful toy.
Progress
script fill, F4M, narrative, giantess, foot, foot fetish, shrinking, cruelty, Fdom, Msub, Mistress/pet, CW:, alcohol, Canadian accent
A woman checks in on a regretful toy.
Date Night Under the Stars
script fill, F4A, GFE, nerding out, Astronomy, ISS, constellations, camping, stargazing, romantic, kissing, Canadian accent
Tonight I've brought you to my favourite spot in the woods to show you something special!
I'm Sorry
script fill, F4A, SFW, sad, emotional, musings, post breakup, poetic, Canadian accent
A short musing on feelings after a breakup.
All the Things I Want To Tell You
script fill, F4A, narrative, monologue, confession, voice message, heartfelt, romantic, affectionate, longing, yearning, emotional, vulnerable, insecure, Canadian accent, CW:, crying, whisper
There are so many things I can’t say to you, but I need to get them off my chest. Maybe recording a voice message will help?
Hot Air
script fill, F4M, looner, balloon fetish, non-pop, gentle, Fdom-lite, phone sex, JOI, ball play, blowjob, no gagging, CYE, 2 endings, M anorgasmia-friendly, or, listener orgasm, aftercare, explore24, Canadian accent
The looner girl of your dreams gently guides you through jerking off with balloons.
Saturday Morning Balloons
script fill, F4M, looner, balloon fetish, non-pop, GFE, kink exploration, kink acceptance, fondling, handjob, with OR without lube, 2 endings, M anorgasmia-friendly, listener orgasm, explore24, Canadian accent
Your playful girlfriend of a few weeks surprises you by bringing balloons into the bedroom, after you explain that you're a looner.
The Afterparty
script fill, F4M, friends-to-lovers, looner, balloon fetish, non-pop, caught, embarrassed, PIV, anorgasmic speaker, listener orgasm, loud SFX, Canadian accent
After a house party at an old friend's house, you're trying to find the words to tell her how you feel. You hear some strange noises from her bedroom and catch her stark naked, straddling a giant balloon while blowing another one up.