Silent Partner
Script by u/naughty_pyromaniac (who also stars as Doctor)
Nurse: Fuck, that's hot... Oh doctor, bend me over the operating table and just... have your way with me!
Doctor: Well, I'd rather use my desk to be honest.
Nurse: Just take me anywhere; my mouth, my cunt, my ass-
Doctor: Yes, yes, fine, I'll make do with that then.
Nurse: Do you want me to-
Doctor: Yes, yes, spread them wherever. I can work with this.
Nurse: Ooooh fuck, doctor, your hands are so cold.
Doctor: Well, that's a stereotype about doctors for a reason I suppose.
Nurse: Enough foreplay doctor, I need you to rail my ass!
Doctor: Yes, yes, I'll plug it in now.
xxx
From pyro, the mastermind behind this nonsense:
Welp, this may be my 'cleverest' porn audio/comedy sketch. It was pretty hard to write at first, until I got into it. Basically, while talking with Lurky about a couple of skit ideas, I mentioned one where a 'silent partner' type script it turns out the other partner isn't silent at all; she suggested they come in part way through, which gave me this ridiculous idea to try my own smutty spin on a couple of famous Two Ronnies sketches (Mastermind and Crossed Lines specifically) - the partner turns up and starts their script from the start, while the other person carries on where they are, resulting in a back and forth that just about works but the answers given seem somehow ridiculous. The Doctor's lines are included in both sections, but are only there as a sort of proof that it works normally, lol.
Anyway. Give it a go. Silly, fun and may get a giggle out of you. SFX and music from Epidemic Sound. More audios with pyro here. I hope you enjoy it!