Monday Wake Up.m4a

Happy, happy Monday! Another glorious week has begun.

My weekend was….Well, my dogs made it so much fun. You know what’s fun about have a large dog and a small dog? The large one can reach counters and pull down loaves of bread. The small one can rip them open. Then they feast together. This is after the big one has helped himself to the garbage. And then everything disagrees and you spend the reset of the day cleaning carpets. Magical dog ownership moments brought to you by my fluffy boys…damn it, I love them. And in case you were wondering how the smut is going, there have been no more shark fucks, but they are stranded in a lighthouse….

Anyways, after all of that, I needed this.

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